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hauntingly beautiful video my friend max took of gmod donut (me) floating away on a piano while trying to play dire dire docks from mario 64

graduATEd summa cum laude from the university of servington with a major in cuntology and a masters in babygirlism, currently pursuing a doctorate in absolute slayage (and he doesn't know it yet but he's gonna specialize in mothering)

KYS NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

personally in torn in-between the two headcanons for the dynamics for Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan/Qingqiu.

on one hand, as a reader its sooooo funny to realize that Shang Qinghua's (the creator of the universe) main adversary is a twenty-something broke college student who literally DIED after reading the novel because the ending was That Bad. But, on the other hand, Shen Yuan being very famous and rich and well known is also undeniably hilarious.

imagine being the writer of twilight and finding out that Harry Styles has not only read your (very... interesting) book in full but had also systematically left anon hate AND has been sucked into your novel as Jacob Black and is banging Edward Cullen

nom

quanyin food sharing prompt by kiinako_mochii for TGCFAction aka TGCF Gotcha for Gaza !!

the donation form is still open til the 16th :D

so ready for tomorrow (I'M TERRIFIED.)

qi rong vine boom pt 2

heaven official's blessing is so ridiculous sometimes xD

i'm at the mount tonglun part of the story and just can't help imagining it from the state preceptor's point of view:

state preceptor stands inside the mountain, trying to discuss his plans with the mountain spirit. then:

a screaming, banished ex-heavenly official runs past

another heavenly official runs past, in dogged pursuit of the first one

am exiled god and a ghost girl make it rain scorpion-snakes for some reason and they do it so much that snakes get stuck halfway in the moving walls

a bit further away, a currently-male-but-actually-a-woman god is getting dragged around by their robes like a sack of rice, so very much not in control it's not even funny (to them. to us it's very funny)

even further away, a godly general is punching the walls with a makeshift 'weapon' made of a poisoned femur bone, so hard that the bone cracks

and when/if the state preceptor tries to open up a new path, what would he have found? his darling ex-mentee protegé using the "walls are moving" excuse to grind against a ghost king as they make puppy eyes at each other xD

state preceptor: "..."

state preceptor: "that's it! i quit!"

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lol i don't even know who this guy is and i already pity him for getting himself involved in THAT mess xD xD xD

i love this story. it's just so... chaotic!!

Imagine you're Lan Xichen. You've spent the past decade+ worrying about your younger brother who, according to your own perspective on things, fell wildly in love with an evil heretic cultivator, kinda betrayed your sect for him, got punished within an inch of his life by your elders, and spent subsequent years in mourning when said evil heretic cultivator got killed.

You're starting to think that your brother is never going to get over this, is always going to be holding onto a certain amount of grief and anger and lonesome distance.

But then one day, he brings another guy home! And, yes, this guy is not perfect either. He's also a heretic cultivator and a notorious lunatic, who is in a bad position with your own situationship. But! Maybe Wangji is finally starting to move on? Even if his bad taste persists, this one is at least more manageable. How fortuitous that your stubborn, obsessive brother should finally find a new yeah no that's Wei Wuxian, isn't it?

It's just Wei Wuxian again.

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