hauntingly beautiful video my friend max took of gmod donut (me) floating away on a piano while trying to play dire dire docks from mario 64
I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo
My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH
Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too
guys i just walked through my residence hall in full sou hiyori cosplay i have never been so ashamed of my existence
my one and only contribution to the fandom
personally in torn in-between the two headcanons for the dynamics for Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan/Qingqiu.
on one hand, as a reader its sooooo funny to realize that Shang Qinghua's (the creator of the universe) main adversary is a twenty-something broke college student who literally DIED after reading the novel because the ending was That Bad. But, on the other hand, Shen Yuan being very famous and rich and well known is also undeniably hilarious.
imagine being the writer of twilight and finding out that Harry Styles has not only read your (very... interesting) book in full but had also systematically left anon hate AND has been sucked into your novel as Jacob Black and is banging Edward Cullen
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of Xianle and his most devoted believer the Ghost King Crimson Rain Sought Flower ❤️