Yayyy

Has this been done yet? If so, shut up.

I like MXTX novels because I'm a big fan of having the "cursed by fate with Tragic Edgelord syndrome" character and the "motivated almost entirely by love and a desire to save that one guy" character hook up and kiss

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

rewatching the blood gulch chronicles and this shit is just cementing the already proven fact that leonard church is the most pathetic excuse for a man ever and is absolutely the most babygirl of the og cast. that man is seconds away from a breakdown at any given point, dude is constantly in hysterics ... i love him with all my heart

i love epsilon so much but alpha just hits different sometimes

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

modern au where Yue Qingyuan is the perfectly competent CEO of a multinational conglomerate who also spends 20% of his workday tenderly stroking door handles that marketing director Shen Jiu happened to touch

KYS NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!