modern au where Yue Qingyuan is the perfectly competent CEO of a multinational conglomerate who also spends 20% of his workday tenderly stroking door handles that marketing director Shen Jiu happened to touch
book!Wei Wuxian so far is like “i like to pretend to be gay to manipulate people and freak them out and sometimes just for fun bc i’m shameless haha but i’m totally 100% straight even though i’ve never so much as noticed a woman in my life. totally unrelated, but has anyone else noticed how pretty Lan Wangji is and how piercing his eyes are and how pleasantly he smells of sandalwood? i’m going to play with his clothing while he carries me in his strong, muscular arms tralala.”
Wei Wuxian is like what if a manic pixie dream girl was a man and also an enemy of the state . what then
hua cheng, in the middle of the blackwater crisis : this sucks i wish i was having gay sex
pei ming :
xie lian :
he xuan :
shi wudu :
simmons has sarge’s shotgun in the blood gulch scenes in the trailer guys are we doomed yes or yes
rereading tgcf and this may be my favorite hua cheng moment LMAO . like i forget so often that hua cheng is so powerful and terrifying bc he's just so silly