my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.
my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us
Wangxian high school AU where Lan Wangji thinks that Wei Wuxian is being bullied by Jiang Cheng and keeps standing up for him despite thinking WWX is annoying and neither WWX nor JC tell him that they're brothers because this is infinitely funnier
He Xuan probably spent a lot of time just staring at Xie Lian's statue at the Tonglu Mountain because there weren't many things to do whhen he killed everyone.
So when Hua Cheng tried to describe his noble, gracious special someone Black Water threw chopsticks at him and said that he would recognise this fucking face faster than Shi Wudu's