still so upset i have an ap exam on the day restoration drops. do u hate me collegeboard?? may 7th is supposed to be a day of joy and whimsy.... gonna have too much epsilon on the brain to get even a 3 on this shit
people who are already fear mongering that restoration might be bad are fake fans and can also be hurled into a volcano
Epsilon: how are we feeling about this one chat?
Delta: please do not call us that
cumplane using modern slang and everybody thinks they have some secret undecipherable code language. somebody says “what is love” and they both simultaneously go “baby don’t hurt me.” they tell each other to “kay why ess” on a regular basis (sqq says it moreso than sqh). during peak lord meetings sqh will scribble a nonsensical meme on a napkin and slide it over to sqq and he’ll crack tf up. sometimes they’ll just purposely mess with people by stringing together the most contrived possible sentence while acting as if it’s completely normal and watch whoever they’re with speedrun all five stages of grief
Thinking once again about how MDZS is such catnip for tragic sibling enjoyers cuz it has not one, not two, not three, but FOUR (five even if you want to count all the shit that goes down with Jin Guangshan’s kids) different flavors of tragic siblings that drive the plot
this is the first time ive ever drawn xie lian, im so sorry bbgirl 😭
Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.
Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.
Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.
Tucker: I like you so much that when I see you, I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart on. An affection errection
Wash:
Wash, sighing with all the affection and exasperation of someone who’s horribly in love: Thanks