Epsilon: How Are We Feeling About This One Chat?

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

qi rong vine boom pt 1

i think they'd get along

+bonus guzi

I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo

My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH

Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too

Wei Wuxian is like what if a manic pixie dream girl was a man and also an enemy of the state . what then

the way i had to rewind/rewatch any scene the love of my life (epsilon) was in was crazy. ohhh my god when he did his little pose??? my jaw dropped. his video??? a fucking masterpiece. i would die for that AI he's literally everything to me

No thoughts just josuyasu yuri

they be whispering bout sumtin