Toilet Trio If They Were Cool

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Okay seriously one final rvb thought before I disappear into the night but I really, truly, genuinely hope there aren't any face reveals. For real real, not for play play. Those helmets better stay ON for the heartfelt moment of closure between Tucker & Church/Epsilon that's been building up since the very first season before Epsilon is actually deleted for good in the end AND the graphic 16 minute uncut grimmons sex scene-

My favorite thing to think about while reading mxtx is “can you imagine being someone normal.” Because seriously imagine you’re some normal guy farmer and you hear about the yiling patriarch, the guy that killed thousands of people like 15 years ago via necromancy is a. come back to life b. totally chill now? c. gay d. dating the most illustrious, well renowned, talented cultivator from the most conservative cultivation clan.

actually this goes on tumblr too. Why does the counselor walk like that

personally in torn in-between the two headcanons for the dynamics for Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan/Qingqiu.

on one hand, as a reader its sooooo funny to realize that Shang Qinghua's (the creator of the universe) main adversary is a twenty-something broke college student who literally DIED after reading the novel because the ending was That Bad. But, on the other hand, Shen Yuan being very famous and rich and well known is also undeniably hilarious.

imagine being the writer of twilight and finding out that Harry Styles has not only read your (very... interesting) book in full but had also systematically left anon hate AND has been sucked into your novel as Jacob Black and is banging Edward Cullen

xie lian: comedian first, martial god second 💀

so ready for tomorrow (I'M TERRIFIED.)

people who are already fear mongering that restoration might be bad are fake fans and can also be hurled into a volcano

the people asked and i have answered!!! here is the full slideshow for my rvb game show thing, hope y'all like it

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RED VS BLUE TRIVIA (all entirely accurate btw rooster teeth told me so) by riffraffly

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?