"wE NEeD MORE COmplEx CHAracTErs"

UM WHAT. WHAT. I AM FLABBERGASTED. SHAKING AND CRYING RN. TSUKASA???? UMMMM

cumplane using modern slang and everybody thinks they have some secret undecipherable code language. somebody says “what is love” and they both simultaneously go “baby don’t hurt me.” they tell each other to “kay why ess” on a regular basis (sqq says it moreso than sqh). during peak lord meetings sqh will scribble a nonsensical meme on a napkin and slide it over to sqq and he’ll crack tf up. sometimes they’ll just purposely mess with people by stringing together the most contrived possible sentence while acting as if it’s completely normal and watch whoever they’re with speedrun all five stages of grief

Imagine you're Lan Xichen. You've spent the past decade+ worrying about your younger brother who, according to your own perspective on things, fell wildly in love with an evil heretic cultivator, kinda betrayed your sect for him, got punished within an inch of his life by your elders, and spent subsequent years in mourning when said evil heretic cultivator got killed.

You're starting to think that your brother is never going to get over this, is always going to be holding onto a certain amount of grief and anger and lonesome distance.

But then one day, he brings another guy home! And, yes, this guy is not perfect either. He's also a heretic cultivator and a notorious lunatic, who is in a bad position with your own situationship. But! Maybe Wangji is finally starting to move on? Even if his bad taste persists, this one is at least more manageable. How fortuitous that your stubborn, obsessive brother should finally find a new yeah no that's Wei Wuxian, isn't it?

It's just Wei Wuxian again.

Yeah

❝​ さようなら、大好きだよ。❞

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

i hope rvb19 confirms grimmons and then kills them both. go big or go home.

most normal girl in morioh

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HAPPY 8/15 !!!