❝ さようなら、大好きだよ。❞
I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo
My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH
Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too
ok ive always had this hc where like gene and surge had the opposite relationship of simmons and sarge, like simmons is desperately holding onto sarge as a potential father figure whilst surge see's gene as a son and genes like those angsty teens whos like "omg surge stop embarrassing me"
also that scene in the book where lwj magics wwx stuck on top of him in bed is like
wwx: i’m going to straddle him and bring our faces super close together to gross him out until he kicks me out and i simply won’t think about why none of this grosses me out haha
lwj: sigh.
the more you act like this, the more certain i am you’re you, dumbass
bc i know you’re just doing this to upset me and not bc you actually want it, i’m going to give you two chances to get the fuck off me
joke’s on you tho, i’m really enjoying this
i spent over a decade mourning your death and though i never lost hope i also never really expected to feel the weight of your body on top of mine and my heart is going to explode
it’s past 9pm, idiot, go to sleep
og photo is so modern wangxian coded i genuinely cannot think of another ship for it
drawing challenge originally from raerart on x/twt