Riffraffly - Epsilon

also that scene in the book where lwj magics wwx stuck on top of him in bed is like

wwx: i’m going to straddle him and bring our faces super close together to gross him out until he kicks me out and i simply won’t think about why none of this grosses me out haha

lwj: sigh.

the more you act like this, the more certain i am you’re you, dumbass

bc i know you’re just doing this to upset me and not bc you actually want it, i’m going to give you two chances to get the fuck off me

joke’s on you tho, i’m really enjoying this

i spent over a decade mourning your death and though i never lost hope i also never really expected to feel the weight of your body on top of mine and my heart is going to explode

it’s past 9pm, idiot, go to sleep

i hope rvb19 confirms grimmons and then kills them both. go big or go home.

og photo is so modern wangxian coded i genuinely cannot think of another ship for it

drawing challenge originally from raerart on x/twt

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

Adorable chibi hualian ✨️ Ruoye saw a baby fox on the hay and a red string from Hua Cheng's finger leads to the stoat's paw💕

UM WHAT. WHAT. I AM FLABBERGASTED. SHAKING AND CRYING RN. TSUKASA???? UMMMM

You have condemned those ducks to a fate beyond normal human comprehension

leave my WANGXIAN DUCKS ALONE!!! i've blessed these ducks with a life of MARITAL domestic BLISS

im pissing myself over this recap bit because out of context its just formaggio introducing himself and narancia blowing that bitch up for no reason