Do with this what you will.
Ben: Being dead is like being home alone when you’re a teenager. You can say whatever you want, whenever you want, because only one person can hear you and that’s just your annoying little brother
Ben: DICKS!
Ben: THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS A BORING TV SHOW!
Ben: I ONCE SPENT A WEEK EATING NOTHING BUT NACHO CHEESE!
Klaus: [exasperated sigh]
Robbie: why are you blue?
Justin: cause I’m a ghost
The sass level is high
Umbrella Academy cast reacting to their Pop Vinyls
slightly shittier power au
luther is still super strong. but to activate his strength he has to use a dumbbell with one arm.
diego can only curve shitty plastic cutlery. they surprsingly do a lot of damage.
allison can still rumour people but she has to say “want to know the hot goss?” first.
klaus can still see the dead. thats it. thats the power.
five’s time travel only works if he makes the tardis flying sound before jumping through time.
ben still has the horror but its not tentacles. its a bunch of spider legs and its somehow more terrifying
vanya still has her sound powers but they only work if she listens to pop music made in the last decade. she causes the apocalypse by listening to despacito
lookie here its our fave ghostly duo !!! finally finished this after a long while OOF–
after the not-apocalypse, ben is kind of lost
he doesn’t really have any skills other than fighting, because he died pretty young
so ben is constantly jumping from hobby to hobby, trying to find something he likes
klaus suggests art, which ben does try, but it doesn’t really click for him
he keeps asking people what they like but none of the things they suggest really work? they’re either way too complicated or he just doesn’t really like them
but then vanya suggests he learns an instrument
at first he wanted to try the violin, because vanya already knows it and she could teach him
but then he decided that it’s too painful
(ive played the violin for a little. ouch my fingertips)
he also tries the saxophone and trumpet but no luck
then it hits him
the ultimate instrument. the one that if he knows how to play it, learning how to play another one wouldnt be as hard
that’s right its the fucking piano
if he learns it, he learn how to read music, he learns chords, he learns all of that music theory shit, hes basically music man at that point
piano it is
ben is actually pretty good, for somebody who’s been dead for over a decade
he starts out with all that basic shit, yanno? im not going to describe the process of learning piano and the stuff that comes with it. he learns piano okay
once he gets pretty good, like maybe fur elise level good
he plays with vanya
because she needs a piano accompanist for practice sometimes! and he can play the piano! its perfect
he learns a bunch of classical and contemporary music, but also the notes to songs and showtunes and stuff
so he can accompany klaus, because def sings at least a little bit
for fun, minimum.
it becomes a family thing they do
ben playing piano, vanya playing violin, and the rest either singing or dancing
or both
ben learns i think we’re alone now! because he loves his family
sometimes when ben is questioning if he’s alive or not he goes and plays the piano
they have a keyboard in the house, but after ben shows that he’s like, really serious about the piano they buy a piano
i want to say they buy a grand piano, but honestly i also kind of feel like ben would really like playing stand up pianos??
idk there really isn’t much of a difference, he enjoys both
eventually he starts teaching lessons, like vanya
instead of teaching at a music school or something he just has lessons in the mansion
so there’s often these little kids playing piano
and ben trying to show them the scales
ben writes a couple of his own songs at one point
he doesn’t really compose because he can never make the notes fit together in the right way, but sometimes just playing out a little melody he made up on the spot is really nice
additionally: he can play memes on the piano, and because he missed out on it in his previous life ben rickrolls his siblings a lot
five doesn’t understand why klaus is dying of laughter after ben starts playing a song
because he’s an old man who has little to no understanding of pop culture
in conclusion: ben plays piano and i love him
guess who loves colouring but sucks at it ayyyy here’s Ben Hargreeves, no.6!
Diego: I turned out perfectly FINE!
Luther: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Diego: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!
Ben, putting more toast into the toaster: Toasty toasty for my broski
I made TV klaus in comic Klaus style and I'm really happy with it! But i forgot to do the eyes and I cba so he wears sunglasses now.