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Js how can kids turn out perfectly functional when they were born to fight. Reggie is a psycho that ruined all of the academy’s relationships with the outside world. Just because Luther was his favorite doesn’t mean that he was treated how a normal child should be treated. In the comics Luther is obviously depressed and unhappy with himself. Which is no reason to treat other people like shit but to be fair he didn’t kill a bunch of people either. Luther is just a dumdum who is trying to do the right thing but ends up doing the wrong thing. Come on Netflix, we want Luther redemption. Everyone likes to like a character.

not to be controversial but luther was also a victim of hargreeves abuse even if you dont like his character

ben, watching as diego and luther decapitate his statue: so no head?

klaus, trying to act discreet at the funeral: *quietly breaks his skateboard*

Five: There's only one thing worse than dying.

Five: *rips off paper to reveal the words "Ben dying"*

Ben: Me.

Five: NO-

Ben, reading off riddles: I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I?

Klaus, slamming his fists on the table: THE MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINE

Ben: Being dead is like being home alone when you’re a teenager. You can say whatever you want, whenever you want, because only one person can hear you and that’s just your annoying little brother

Ben: DICKS!

Ben: THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS A BORING TV SHOW!

Ben: I ONCE SPENT A WEEK EATING NOTHING BUT NACHO CHEESE!

Klaus: [exasperated sigh]

Diego: I turned out perfectly FINE!

Luther: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Diego: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Ben, putting more toast into the toaster: Toasty toasty for my broski

the main reason Klaus needs to figure out the whole "channeling the dead" thing is so he can give Ben a hug

Vanya, tposing: Good morning, parental figure

Grace, not looking up from making oatmeal: Good morning, problem child

Police: you are being arrested for reckless driving and having three people tied on to the top of a car.

Klaus: god damn it

Klaus:

Klaus: wait, three?

Police:…yes, three?

Five: oh my god, oh fuck

Diego: beN FUCKING FELL OFF

klaus: ITS TIME FOR WRESTLE MANIA

ben: what

klaus: BEN VERSUS REGINALD IN A BATTLE OF THE GHOSTS

ben: WHAT

Klaus: I am straight-up depressed. Ben’s been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.

Diego: Ew, it’s like you’re dating your teacher.

Klaus: I know, it’s so hot.

The Umbrella Academy as the Area 51 Meme

Would raid area fifty one to break out the aliens: Diego

Would raid area fifty one to fuck with the establishment: Five

Would raid area fifty one because it sounds like fun: Allison

Would raid area fifty one for the meme: Klaus

Is the one saying lmao y’all gone get shot: Vanya

Works at area fifty one and has been having a nervous breakdown the past two days: Luther

Is the alien inside: Ben

Jim from the office and Ben from the umbrella academy are the same person

Klaus: Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Diego: Because “Seven ‘Ate’ Nine”?

Klaus: No, because “Seven” blew up the Moon and Ben is easily spooked.

*police sirens in the distance*

Ben, who’s never done anything wrong in his life: they’ve around me

*in the afterlife*

Klaus: come on I’m rescuing you let’s get out of here

Ben, hugging Freddy Mercury’s leg: but I don’t want to

Ben: how do you make time fly?

Five: time isn’t real

Klaus: give him a break, he’s dead

Five: but it’s not-

Ben, crying: y-you throw the clock

klaus: is she crying? is she crying?

ben: a little

klaus: you should be WAILING, you stone cold bitch!

klaus: now call our other sister.

ben: klaus made me call our siblings and tell them he was dead to see how they would react.

If you think Klaus isn’t going to take full advantage of everyone believing him about Ben in season two then you’re wrong. 

Klaus: Ben said that I’m totally right and we should go set that store on fire because they wouldn’t sell me fifty-two ring pops. 

Diego: I don’t think that sounds right…

Klaus: Ummm excuse me who is the medium here?

Ben: Klaus, for the ever-loving-fuck.