Jim From The Office And Ben From The Umbrella Academy Are The Same Person

Cut to me dying of laughter

im glad we collectively decided ben is in no way cishet

What's scarier: ghosts and ghouls or that the only thing preventing the apocalypse is a 58 year-old man trapped in a child's body and his six dysfunctional siblings?

The only reason we think Diego has common sense is because he spends most of his screen time talking to either Klaus or Luther.

The one episode he was in with competent people, he threw himself through an unlocked door.

Diego has terminal dumb-ass

Excerpts from Extra-Ordinary: My Life as Number Seven by Vanya Hargreeves               ↪ Apocalypse Suite | issue 2 ; page 1

The Umbrella Academy as Justin Min Tweets

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

Day 2: Partners in Crime

klaus, ben, & diego

DAAaHRLINg,

Five is arrested for “public drunkenness, loitering, and the violent physical assault of three” outside the library and taken in to the station for some standard documentation and a night in juvie (its his first trespass with the law so he gets it pretty light), but a few days later, the station receives a notice: the fingerprints they pulled off “Five Horgreaves” came back with a match. The cold case from the 1930s, and the shooting at Griddy’s.

In this essay I will....