We were robbed of so many hugs
The Umbrella Academy as the Area 51 Meme
Would raid area fifty one to break out the aliens: Diego
Would raid area fifty one to fuck with the establishment: Five
Would raid area fifty one because it sounds like fun: Allison
Would raid area fifty one for the meme: Klaus
Is the one saying lmao y’all gone get shot: Vanya
Works at area fifty one and has been having a nervous breakdown the past two days: Luther
Is the alien inside: Ben
actual footage of the hargreeves trying to teach their 58 year old brother to floss
some headcanons for ben once he’s back alive?
these are some dark ones lol sorry
•ben comes back to life. he's freezing cold, yet his stomach burns and aches with something unsettled
•one of the first things he does is try to eat. the smell of food quickly becomes too strong and nauseating. he vomits out all his dinner
•he forgets that the others can hear him, and tends to only address klaus when speaking
•his skin aches for contact, for touch, starved of it after 14 years of being incorporeal
•his siblings greet him with big hugs.
•the touch is overwhelming, and he quickly has to excuse himself for a break. only klaus can physically contact him for a while after that.
•he forgets how to eat, how to sleep, forgets to breathe and blink.
•after years of built up codependency, it becomes habit and a comfort to ben. the others have to stress to him that he is independent.
•he finds himself still lingering around klaus like a shadow. he slowly grows controlling with knowing where klaus is, what he's doing, now that he isn't around to see.
•anxiety claws at him at long bouts of separation.
•he tries desperately to bond with his other siblings, but forgets how to respond in certain social situations.
•his stomach burns from The Horror being alive again. It rumbles and claws under his skin when he tries to sleep
I really love this series! And I’m REALLY looking forward to the second season!!!
Luther:
Diego:
Allison:
Klaus:
Five:
Ben:
Vanya:
I absolutely love it. Thank you!!
This is my Secret Santa gift to @riotmambo!! Hope you enjoy! Thanks to @secret-santa-klaus for putting this together!!! (I’ll try and put it on AO3 later)
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@umbrellaacadnetflix , @27-umbrellas , and I ( @catchingfeelingslikeitsacold aka tua-as-vines) have decided that Wednesday May 27th at 12pm pst and 3pm est will be our first Netflix Party! I will provide the link about ten minutes before are we meant to start. I was thinking we could watch the first two episodes. Maybe the first three? That is if people have time to spare. Then after, if you guys still want, I’ll send out a link to a zoom meeting where we will introduce ourselves and talk about whatever we want! There will probably be another post to remind you guys.
Until then, stay safe!
Ben: Being dead is like being home alone when you’re a teenager. You can say whatever you want, whenever you want, because only one person can hear you and that’s just your annoying little brother
Ben: DICKS!
Ben: THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS A BORING TV SHOW!
Ben: I ONCE SPENT A WEEK EATING NOTHING BUT NACHO CHEESE!
Klaus: [exasperated sigh]