Here Is Your Mission.

happy howlen go outside and give smn a heart attack

next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"

Damn girl, go for the jugular

Inspo here

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Patrol

not to be a killjoy but it's still crazy to me that it's considered mean to be like "maybe you should read / play / watch the source material before creating fanworks and diving into the fandom" bc every time i see somebody going "i havent played disco elysium or know anything about it tbh but uwu here's harry and kim kissing" idk maybe you should engage with it. maybe you should play the anti-capitalist surrealist game where you investigate the murder of a mercenary who led the gang rape of a foreign girl and process that for a bit? and then you can do cutesy mlm or whatever idc. but like at the absolute bare minimum you should understand what the source material involves otherwise we get the phenomenon of people joining a dragon age server and wanting content warnings for like, mage racism. like it's fine to ship and transform the genre into whatever but if you arent comfortable with discussions of the actual source content itself then maybe the fandom isnt for you and a different one is. peace and love.

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

Im gonna say it:

Some fans want to control the narrative when it comes to uplifting their fave in the batfamily by bashing their least favorite character. And all because some of the latter's fans are being mean by writing "angsty woobie fics," where their fave is either the villain, or simply just forgotten.

And no, this isn't just about one specific character, but all of them.

... i just find it strange some fans are up in arms over fanfiction. ( ￣-￣) Shit that isnt even canon, when the comics are right there?

(I just know I'm gonna get an angry message or an angry reblog to this.)

...yes midoriya is patroclus