2024 Is A Terrible Year To Be A Henchman. The Word "minion" Is Barely Usable And You Can't Even Say "goon"

“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me

I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat

:3

Don’t forget to sexualize me so I know you still like me

#real

remember, if you ever see a trans girl working as a cashier, remember to offer her some relief. these poor girls are stuck working eight or more hours a day, dealing with idiot customers and having no place to cum inside of ;-; those huge bitch breakers in their pants are so fucking desperate to shoot a hot load inside of some tight hole. don't even wait for her break, just suck her off right under the register. since you're down there, just stay there all day and let her pump a dozen loads into your holes, it's the least you can do~

got too silly today

i think progesterone is very cool actually and also estradiol

Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on

Wake the fuck up Samurai

transfem who’s so nervous and self-conscious about her sexual performance that you can literally just treat her like a fleshlight and she’ll thank you for it.