I Am A Firm Believer Of The Fact That That All The Teen Superheros Had A Crush On Nightwing At One Point

I am a firm believer of the fact that that all the teen superheros had a crush on Nightwing at one point and he is just completely oblivious to this fact.

Dick: Hi guys, Batman let me to give you guys a training session, because Robin mentioned you all wanted to learn how to do a backflip!

All the teens staring at Dick's abs and thighs with red faces: Oh, cool..!

Tim: OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING!

Dick: Robin! Don't insult your friends, they didn't even do anything!

Kon, shuffling to the side to peer at Dick's ass: Yeah Rob, we didn't do anything.

Tim, seething: I CANNOT WITH YOU PEOPLE!

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6 months ago

in your uraichi swinging pendulum spin-off snippet, once ichigo graduaes, where would he live? barracks? shiba home? move in with the boyfriend *winkwink* XD

Lol where else~

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3 years ago

Talia: “your father is of high intelligence”

Bruce: [reading an instruction manual to the tv remote] “Damian, how do I turn the volume down?”

Talia: “he’s a fierce and resilient fighter”

Batman: [getting his ass beat by a grandma swinging her handbag] “ma’am! I am not— ma’am!”

Talia: “even your grandfather was impressed with his detective skills”

Bruce: [staring at Jason who’s covered in blood]

Jason: “I got hit by a car and had a major nose bleed”

Bruce: [shrugs] “glad you’re ok now”

Talia: “always 10 steps ahead”

Bruce: “wait I forgot to add sugar” [looks at the cake he just baked]

Talia: “he understands there’s a time and place for emotions, he won’t let it compromise him”

Bruce: [sobbing through a Disney movie]

Talia: “broken bones, gun shots, debilitating injuries, he pushes through”

Bruce: [holding a hand to his back as he walks]

Dick: “did you slip a disc again?”

Bruce: [grunts]

Talia: “he’s graceful with everything he does”

Bruce: [snorts wine out his nose at a gala]

Talia: “he has strong morals. He cannot and will not go against them”

Batman: [standing over a man that Red Hood just unalived]

Red Hood: “I’m sorry?”

Batman: “are you really, Jay?”

Talia: “your father is well respected, Damian. He’s defeated your grandfather on many occasions, he’s not an average man”

Bruce: [drinking tea]

Jason: [walking by] “fuck you, bitch”

Talia: “you’re father is a strict and disciplined man, he will not tolerate childish behavior, do you understand?”

Damian: “I understand mother, but what if I’m not what he expects? What if I’m not…”

Talia: [strokes Damian’s cheek] “don’t you worry. You’re perfect”

Bruce: “dammit Damian, who’s cat is this?”

Damian: “he’s ours now”

Bruce: “absolutely not, I told you no more animals Damian”

Damian: “but baba…” [wipes his eyes]

Bruce: “He can stay only for the night…”

3 years ago

completed series-

Do you hate yourself? (hotch centric)

Why do you hate yourself?

Who do you think hates you?

No one hates you except for you

Not everyone hates him

You should hate yourself (Alternative ending)

Chasing Cars (hotch x male oc)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

College AU (hotch centric with side couples)

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Epilogue

Winning a Battle, Losing the War (hotch centric)

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Alternative Ending

work in progress-

His Feelings for Him (hotch x morgan)

Part one, Part two

the warnings and summaries are in each fic.

Completed Series-
6 months ago
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4 months ago

obsessed with like, Jason who absolutely refuses to reconcile with the bats. he wants no part in that family and will not talk to them under any circumstances. but he's legally dead with no friends and sometimes he gets sick of being completely by himself and wants to have company. so.

Bruce: hey Alfred have you seen my-

*comes into kitchen to see Alfred calmly preparing dinner while Jason Todd, Killer Red Hood, silently does paperwork while sat on the corner of the kitchen counter*

Bruce:

Bruce: uh-

Tim, doing homework at the table: don't mention it. if you acknowledge him he'll leave. he just likes being around people sometimes.

the bats have to start treating him like a stray cat, letting him go to them and acting completely unbothered by his presence because if they even make eye contact with Jason he'll jump out the window and they 1. won't see him for a month and 2. will start to see a lot more murders cropping up around gotham.

eventually it gets to the point where Dick will come to dinner to see the rest of the family wordlessly ignoring the brick shithouse of a man who is just sat on the floor of the dining area reading a book and he has to just. take a breath and pretend Jason isn't there. calmly stepping around him without acknowledging him. Alfred will silently place a plate of food by the guys elbow while speaking to Damian about school. When they decide to move from the table to the tv room for a movie night none of them can even look around when they hear him eventually follow just to sit in the corner of this room instead.

Bruce: I'm concerned, this is abnormal for Jason. what if he's been drugged with something? or he's trying to gain sensitive information?

Damian: actually he used to do this a lot after he came out of the Lazarus pit. he liked to sit in and watch me train, and occasionally we'd find him sat by grandfathers feet while he ran meetings. Mother says it's important to let him settle, because it's likely that he's simply craving human intimacy on his own terms for once.

Bruce, crying: oh

Jason still refuses to say a word to any of them unless it's in costume, and even then it's the same old 'i'm not your son! i'm not one of you! fuck off!' shtick like normal. they just have to accept him sneaking into the house every now and then too.

one time Tim needs Red Hoods info on a case he's working and since Jason's been sat on the floor against the wall of the bat cave for the past 45 minutes just. staring into space and vibing. he risks sliding the file across the floor towards him before pointedly turning back to the batcomputer, the info he needs marked clearly. five minutes later it's wordlessly slid back, info filled out and Jason refusing to acknowledge Tim's existence again. it's the only way he'll communicate with them.

after a while it gets to the point where Jason will straight up go to bludhaven and break into Dicks apartment just to silently sit in the corner of the room and Be Around A Familiar Person. Tim comes back from his lunch brake at WE to find him sat on the edge of his desk, working through a case. They work in silence for the rest of the day and when Tim leaves Jason just follows. They get a batburger together but the second Tim slips up and asks how his day was he's off like a shot. Damian regularly eats lunch at school on the roof while Jason plays mario kart on a DSI next to him. Batman will be 4 hours into a solo stake out when civilian Jason will silently slide up next to him with a crossword. they never talk. Jason still makes it clear that he's pissed at Bruce. Bruce doesn't know what else to do but let him be and hope eventually, with enough time, things will progress even further.

Dick, whispering so Jason won't pick up on the fact that he's being perceived: are you sure this is normal

Damian: is anything about any of us normal

Tim: he's got a point. at least we know Jason's watching us. I did this shit all the time before I was Robin, and none of you ever noticed me.

Dick:

Tim: sometimes its comforting to be in the same room as people you're familiar with, even if you can't handle interacting with them.

Dick, crying: ok


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6 months ago

What if: Both Ichigo and Urahara were booted back in time in the Swinging Pendulum universe?

Notes: Idk if I’ll continue this later (once those later SP canon parts are written). But I was in an UraIchi mood, and I’ve been trying to write some more of SP so here’s hoping this helps me get past that writer’s block.

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3 years ago
6 months ago

ichigo grows up beautiful. of course, kisuke doesn't see it for himself, careful to stay away after aizen. after isshin's request that his son be allowed to finish growing up in peace. but chad and orihime still drop by, and while they're only in the periphery of ichigo's life, they have the added advantage of having contacts who've remained close with the ex-substitute soul reaper.

so they've seen photographs - arisawa tatsuki and ichigo smiling towards the camera. a red-haired girl wearing glasses with her arm linked with ichigo's, sticking her tongue out at someone off frame. a group photo that includes ichigo, arisawa and the red head alongside a mousy brunette and a leggy, dark haired girl, as well as the two boys ichigo had always hung out with, standing in front of a giant waterfall.

in all of them ichigo shines like a tiny sun, blinding and beautiful.

so maybe it shouldn't have come as a shock when orihime comes by one day, worried about a man she sees following ichigo. soul society never did send anyone more competent to karakura after ichigo was... unable to continue with his duties. kisuke has had to konso a lot of spirits since then.

what does come as a shock is realising that the man following ichigo isn't a spirit, attracted by the gentle light of ichigo's soul. it's a man, attracted by something more physical, and with much darker intentions.

and ichigo is strong - if the man ever tried anything, kisuke is sure ichigo could send this man to the hospital with no problem -

but something protective and urgent burns inside the body kisuke had painstakingly built himself, seeing the vile things the man wants to do to ichigo. the man's soul is dark and festering, and kisuke doesn't want it near ichigo, even if it's just to kick the living daylights out of him.

and it's different to kill a living being. messier. heavier. the blood and viscera more than just a symbol of spiritual destruction.

but the way kisuke shrugs it off feels the same.

he breathes out, is almost done arranging himself back into friendly shop keeper when a voice calls out -

"i could've handled him, you know."

he smiles. "you would deny me the chance to save a damsel in distress? how cruel of you, kurosaki-kun."

then kisuke turns around to bask in the sun.


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6 months ago
a series of fake tweets from verified Twitter account @/RedHoodOfficial, display name, Red Hood. This profile picture is of official Comic art, showing Red Hood napping. The first tweet reads: Heads up for everyone driving between 33rd and Park Avenue: Unmarked GCPD car parked behind Romero's Tires. Likely a speed trap.” 
The reply tweet, also by Red Hood reads, “why the fuck am I verified”. 
a reply tweet from another verified user, @Nightwing, display name "Bird is the Word" with a musical note emoji on either side." His profile picture is of official comic art of Nightwing, which shows him smiling determinedly toward the viewer. His reply tweet reads, “Congrats on getting the blue badge!”
Another Tweet by Red Hood, which reads, “@Red_Robin. Remove the verification badge. I don't want it.” 
The reply tweet is from the verified account @/Red_Robin, display name "the OTHER red one.” His profile picture is the Red Robin symbol. His reply reads, “????? I don't run twitter??? Complain to them about it. This isn't my problem (shrugging man emoji) plus the verification makes you look more legit.” 
Red Hood replies again, “It makes me look like a fucking fed.”
Another Tweet by Red Hood, which reads, “I Emailed Twitter two hours ago and they still haven't responded or gotten rid of the checkmark. I'm taking matters into my own hands.” 
The first reply is from verified Twitter account @/Spoiler_Alert, display name is "The funny one", and her profile picture is of official comic book art of Spoiler, looking toward the viewer. Her reply says, “(skull Emoji) (skull emoji) (skull emoji) “”I'm taking matters into my own hands (ogre emoji)”” like dude it's literally a checkmark. Dramatic ass.
A tweet by spoiler, “I'm sorry to inform the public that Red Hood is not that cool or badass he's lame as hell. He talks like an old man even though he's not even 30.” The reply tweet, also by Spoiler, reads, “we'll be in the middle of patrol and he'll say shit like “Jimminy Crickets!” And “How you like them apples?” And expect us NOT to comment on it. He has a fucking AARP subscription."
A quote retweet by Nightwing of the previous tweet by Spoiler. His tweet reads “@Spoiler_Alert is telling the truth. I bought Hood a 1-year aarp subscription as a joke like…. Four x-mases ago but he keeps renewing his subscription every year.”
A tweet made by the verified account, @RedHoodOfficial, but his display name and profile picture has changed. His profile picture is now a Neon Green L that tapers off into a crystalline shape. His Display name is now, “Lexcorp.” The Tweet reads, “As a company, Lexcorp has always held strong values and principals. Our strongest value, however, has always been and will continue to be our incredible hatred of the poor.”
A reply tweet, made by Nightwing, reads, “Hood, You're going to get your account suspended :/”
A new tweet, made by Red Hood, still posing as Lexcorp, reads, “Lexcorp is proud to celebrate the 7 year anniversary of our Future of Metropolis Fund! We did not give any of the money to low-income schools (like we promised) and instead used it for political lobbying against minimum wage reform!” 
The reply tweet is made by the verified account, @Superboy, Display name, The Remake. His profile picture is a side profile of Kon-el superboy from the 90's young justice comics. His reply is simply a screenshot of a The Onion article which reads, “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point.”
A tweet by @RedHoodOfficial, but he changed his display name and profile picture again. His profile picture is of a federal United States seal for the C.I.A., and his display name is CIA. His tweet reads, “Our Agency actually saved the Zapruder Film on VHS but one of our interns taped over it with full house reruns, (Disappointed but Relieved emoji), our b.” 
The first reply, also by Red Hood, reads, “Though, for full transparency: The CIA is not responsible for the assassination of JFK. Our guy missed.”
A tweet by @RedHoodOfficial, posing as the CIA, which is simply a screenshot, captioned “lmao”. The screen shot shows an email for the CIA's office of legal counsel, with the subject line, “Notice to Cease and Desist online…” with the rest cut off. 
The first reply, written by Nightwing, reads simply, “Hood.” 
The second reply, made by the verified account, @The_Signal, display name, “Working 9 to 5”, The profile picture is of official comic art of Signal. His tweet reads, “You should do the FBI next.”
The next image is a screenshot of Red Hood's email. It shows the Email from the CIA, as previously described. Below it, in another Email from Hozier, subject line reads, “Your exclusive sale access is now…”
Below that, is an email from USPS INFORMED DELIVERY. 
The profile picture for Red hoods email, visible in the top Right, shows Elmo, face first in a pile of white powder. This is taken from the “Elmo Choosing Cocaine” meme

Pt1. // Pt.2 // next

Hood would never want to be verified and would actively hate being verified argue with the wall


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4 months ago

Jason is that one unemployed sibling who texts you weird shit at 3:27 pm on a Tuesday.

Like, Dick, sweating his ass off in his police uniform getting a text from Jason, which btw, extremely rare- and it's just a Twin tomato (two tomatoes grown as one ykwim) and captioned w "ur ass"

or Tim is in the middle of his board meeting and he gets an email from Red Hood and hes like stressing out chcking it only to find a pic of his apartment's kitchen's pantry asking "why dont you have salt?"

and then damian coming back from school to see his phone full of texts from Jason and it's all pics of ugly animals and every pic is captioned with "u" "u again" "wow u"

Bruce getting a morse code going "check phone" and it's a video of Jason flying away on an alien helicopter contraption with Roy yelling after him asking him to get down and jason saying he doesnt know how this shit works.


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