If I Was A Wanted Criminal In The Dark Ages, They’d Be Like “are You William The Wanted?” And I’d

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I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf

Welp, methinks thats enough internet for today

- me after watching a deepfake of myself being tortured for 6 hours

im going to be real i am pretty fucking surprised!

They wrote the word gullible on my lung while I was under for surgery :(

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

Crucifix Pocket Knife Necklace from contrary