Kinda Gay For A Man To Sit With His Legs Far Apart. What Is All That Space There For? Another Man?

‪sentenced for 12 years on two counts of goofin around, one count of manslaughter

me standing over a dead body with a bloody knife in my hand: look i know this looks very…uh…(absently snaps fingers three times) oh what’s the word….(”bad?”) no, not bad…i mean, yes bad, obviously, but…uh…it’s like “convicting” but it’s not? you know? well anyway..ugh this is gonna be bothering me all day until i think of it..

They wrote the word gullible on my lung while I was under for surgery :(

Public Health & Safety

don’t even joke about stealing candy from a baby man. i used to do it constantly but i quit cold turkey *distracted woman on phone pushing a stroller with a baby holding the biggest shiniest rainbow lollipop ever goes by i avert my gaze and clench my jaw*

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.