“Jane Doe/Penny Lamb is secretly buff.” I say into the microphone, everyone boos and I look down in embarrassment.
“No, she’s right.” Says someone from the audience. I look up, and It’s Emily Rohm herself.
Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.
Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.
Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.
Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”
Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.
Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!
Nancy: Oh my god…
Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.
Nancy: Rob…
Me, an asexual: I lied, I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Now, I’m going to explain the entire plot of Stranger Things to you.
Mischa: I don’t mean to be homophobic or anything, but the LGBTQ+ community…kinda gay.
Ocean: Mischa you are literally dating a man! (Noel)
Mischa: I’m just sayin!
I wanna do this now
Now that Hatchetfield is trending again, I have to confess that when I invite a friend over to watch tgwdlm I pause the video when Paul and Emma are hugging (just before Inevitable) and ask them what they thought about it.
We talk for a while about their opinion of the musical and all that jazz and then I say "great" and press play again.
I love to see how their faces drop
Posted my second YouTube video ever after a whole year. If you wanna check it out go for it, I do plan on starting to make more.
Maybe the real Latte Hotte was the friends we made along the way…
Mischa and Jane Doe/Penny listen to heavy metal together. That’s it. That’s the post.
Drew the siblings for a thing I’m making. I’m actually rly fuckin proud of how they came out
Eddie: So, I’m in love with Steve.
Robin: Steve, my best friend?
Eddie: Yeah. Thoughts?
Robin: And prayers…