I Love How Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Starts With Ed Being Super Melodramatic And Saying Things

Happy FMA day!

Don’t forget 3 oct 11

I think my local library could be greatly improved by having a forbidden section where they keep tomes of dark magic

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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

i hauve a cold

I could look at the flavor text and art of random magic cards for hours on end

Flavor Text Highlights - Magic 2020

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Cool - Show of Valor

“As the knight struggled to stand, his squire took up his blade. The foe advanced not a single step.” —Krinnea, Siege of the Bone Spire

Funny - Pattern Matcher

“Good! Now put it with the other widdle bunnies.” —Sargis Haz, artificer

Worldbuilding - The Lament for Bala Ged Cycle

“Yarok grieves within the waste Of Bala Ged’s corrupted land.”

“Yarok’s waters rush and rage Where armies bled into the sand.”

“Yarok’s nightmares lurk and wait Where dark despair is near at hand.”

“Grief and rage and nightmares fade Where hope and comfort make their stand.” —Lament for Bala Ged

Emotional - Tale's End

“When you are gone, will anyone remember your story?” —Unknown

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let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

don’t forget 

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Flavor Text Highlights Honorable Mentions

Dragons: *exist*

The M20 flavor texts: Anyways let's hear from someone who died

Huge win for the Jiminy Cricket fans