Latest Posts by rocktoo - Page 2

I just realized I should probably post new chapters of my fic here. Enjoy, sloopers.

and because it's a cute nickname! you're my little stardust!

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I have many contacts within cicada society.

Cicadaniel

Cicadennis

Cicadenniz (he spells it with a z to stand out)

Cicadesmond

Cicadennis

Etc.

I got a new puter 🎉 I hope to make video games with it 🎉🎉🎉

very simple odile in hyperrealistic jordans

you know how it is

My horrible little star they have every disease

Beanie baby Loop... oh poor thang... based on the much more dignified creature by @insertdisc5

I think there should be a feature to let you add more notes on a post even after you’ve liked, shared, reposted, and commented. Maybe a button that adds 1 note if you press it 100 times.

OH MY GOD?!?

cw: In Stars and Time Act 5 Spoilers

I wonder what plain cinnamon tastes like. Like a spoonful pure cinnamon with no drink. Probably tasty

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

You don’t need she/her pronouns to radiate girlboss energy

This ad makes a good point. Maybe I should invest in gradients

Mint is by far the worst flavor ever. It’s like spice but without any of the fun. Every time I taste something minty I need to rinse the flavor out immediately with any nearby liquid. I’d gladly drink 3 day old hot soda just to get mint out my mouth

I need someone to read every cookie clicker flavortext to me every night before bed so I can get a good nights sleep. If someone could make like 1 hour of cookie clicker flavortext on YouTube I would greatly appreciate it

If I’m not supposed to drink the chemicals then why do they look so colorful and smell so fragrant??? I need to consume all purple liquids regardless of what they may contain. If chemical manufacturers wanted less lawsuits they should color all chemicals poopy brown and make them smell disgusting.

I love New Years! It’s the only time of year where I can hear numerous gunshots and explosions from the comfort of my own home!

Sometimes I wonder how people are so creative. Like take something like Kirby for example, how the hell did someone come up with something like Kirby??? Did they do drugs? Did they just come up with random stuff as they were making the gameplay?? How????????

Genuinely contemplating booting up my dusty old HP laptop that has 5 FPS on the home screen and 99% RAM permanently taken up just to run, and trying to play undertale yellow on it. Because it isint compatable with my real linux computer

A lot of times I wonder if hypothetically you’re entire brain was deconstructed and then reconstructed (like every cell got separated for a lil bit) would you still be alive or would you be dead and an exact copy of you would be alive. Same thing with uploading your consciousness to the internet, that just sounds like killing me and making another me as a replacement.

I just found a fanfic for tadc that was two au’s fused together and while the concept was interesting I am growing more and more concerned that tadc is gonna become a self perpetuating fandom like the undertale during the au renaissance. I imagine it’s only gonna get stronger the more episodes released too. I’m torn about whether it’s good or bad that the show is so popular it already has an au spiderweb.

A frog getting reblogged to my blog?

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Me: Gee whiz I sure can’t wait to participate in this fun activity in the near future!

Every plague ever known to mankind:

Hell yeah! Happy rat!

your dash has been blessed by HAPPY RAT! you will now have a HAPPY DAY!!!

Hell yeah! Happy rat!

your dash has been blessed by HAPPY RAT! you will now have a HAPPY DAY!!!

Doing chores in real life sucks.

BUT

Doing chores in videogames is fun.

I wonder if chores took no energy to do would they be considered fun enough to be someone’s hobby. Like “oh what do you like to do in your free time?” “The dishes”

I wonder if things like clothes dryers and dishwashers would even exist in such a world.

I like this :]

da little silly cultist.

Starting my first game of dungeons and dragons and I got the PERFECT lineup.

The gay I meet by doing gay people theatre

My childhood friend from second grade

My childhood friends sister (also from second grade)

AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:

My mother

They’re gonna slay level 1 goblins so hard!

When do I get admitted to the nursing home