Fuck With The Bull (mabel Pines) And You Get The Horns (dipper Pines)

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

He just like me fr

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*Leona wakes up from a sound*

Leona: What the hell are you two doing?

*Ruggie and Yuu, sitting in the savanaclaw lounge near Leona's napping spot, eating measly leftover fries and cupcakes from their respective part-time jobs while watching Seafood boil mukbangs*

Yuu: We're on a date, duh.

Ruggie: Yeah, we just got off work.

Leona:...*Eyebrow twitch* *Eye scan the scraps of food*

Leona: *Hands them 5 thousand thaumarks bills* go buy me some steak sandwich at Town. The usual..

Yuu: Woah, isn't it too much--

Leona: Shut up and go.

Ruggie: *grabs Yuu* Yeah yeah

Yuu: Can we keep the change?

Leona:*Looks at Yuu like they're an idiot that didn't get the hint*

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*While far away*

*Ruggie and Yuu high-fives*

Yuu: The plan worked!

Ruggie: Shishishi, you're so smart, Prefect!

he needs it….

I made a funny haha.

Canon behaviour (Azul me asf)

i think bdsm is about chasing your partner around with a squeaky toy hammer and tying them to fireworks rockets and feeding them stuff from bottles with skulls and crossbones on them

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic

edit: for everyone asking if this is real/where you can get it, yes it is real! i got mine at my local comic store

im self undiagnosing btw. im totally fine now and everything that happened to me is actually ok. in fact ive never acted traumatized in any situation ever <3