What If You Loved Me So Much It Literally Undoomed Me Haha Jk Unless

The homoerotic relationship between a sword and its scabbard

kissing you on the forehead

she transgendered transgenderly down the stairs

In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible

oh pickled dead thing in a jar of formaldehyde we're really in it now...

the first ethical manipulative girlfriend has just convinced you that you've always had a passion for staying alive and have a mental illness that made you think otherwise

well?

thinking about two jestergirls passionately making out

Please Excuse My Desperate Anguished Screams

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car