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I’ll post it here since tiktok Isn’t working well

If I was a famous singer. My first famous song would be called: off youself, my dear narcissistic slut of a sister.

HELP THE QUALITY ON MY TIKTOK ISN’T GOOD💀-

TIKTOK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????

Ahhh i love it!!

This is kind of random but can i request Macaque, Wukong, Peng, Red Son, Nezha, Azure lion, Spider Queen and Scorpia Queen with a Golden Immortal Eagle Reader who is like muscular and like she is larger then Peng. (Cuz you know Females are usually a third of the size larger than males.)

And has Three kids from a previous partner who was killed when he went out hunting. Which coused her to be more protective and more heightened aggression thro territorial behavior. And very insecure with how raising fealing like she is a bad mom for 'overprotecting' her kids. She only wants to protect her babies till they arw adults

(the kids actualy love her sm and love having their mom as their protector but they no idea their mom is insecure)

I just wanna know their reaction Will be and hiw Will they help her. 🥹

Ahhh okay okay, so as much as I'd love to write for all the characters you listed, I'm really, really braindead but I feel bad for not replying to this for so long, so if it's not a big deal, I'll just remove Macaque, Peng, Azure and Red Son until if I can ever find braincells to write (I'm so sorry 😭)

I was...honestly gonna remove Wukong too, but I actually got an idea on how to write him so...yeah! Again, I'm really sorry for not properly fulfilling your request 😭 (and I'm sorry in advance if they're short, like I said my brain is so dead but I don't wanna leave this request alone aaah)

PSA: Consider the relationship between Reader and Nezha to be platonic, mainly because I want to avoid writing certain themes with Nezha overall simply because there is WAY too many discourse about LMK Nezha, and I don't wanna hear shit from anyone

bird mom!

royalduo and arachnid duo x reader (lego monkie kid)

genre: headcanons, mix of fluff and humour

game menu: female reader/reader uses she/her pronouns, reader has children/parent reader, reader is a golden immortal eagle, foul language, implied overprotective parent, reader described as buff because yes, we like that

summary: it's tough being a single mom ):

Sun Wukong

๑ insert confusion here

๑ he doesn't understand shit

๑ that's a full blown lie, he understands, but that doesn't mean he's less confused because when he first meets you, you remind him of fucking peng

๑ and that makes him feel a little weary inside because if you ARE related to that little bird brain and you're anything like them then he's gonna be a little....concerned

๑ you should've seen the look of surprise though when he learns two things: one is that you're nothing like the guy you share a species with, and the other that you're a simple mom who couldn't give a shit about what happened in the past

๑ either you moved in to megapolis to settle down and relax, orrrrrrrr you're an active deity that spends time between being badass and doing your job and taking care of your children

๑ in any case, wukong is curious about you, simply because he has nothing better to do in his free time (and maybe because he's worried you might bring peng around or something)

๑ he kinda/may or may not followed you around a few times on your first appearance, and he learns that a pretty buff lady like you is, surprise surprise, a mom!

๑ does wukong think you're pretty awesome because you're muscular, you're badass AND you're handling three children like a pro? abso-freaking-lutely

๑ it kinda reminds him of his monkey great, great times a thousand great grandkids he's got around

๑ you're awfully mean the first time he decides to speak to you― which kinda makes sense, he guesses, because he too would lose his shit if some random guy showed up around his monkey kids out of nowhere

๑ though in your case it's more aggressive and territorial, and he's not taking the risk of pissing off momma birbs

๑ you don't exactly trust him, which is seen with how you gently shove your young ones away from him, but you don't try to make him leave either so he sits and stays a little while longer

๑ "aww babies I love babies you can trust me with― oh fuck I think I dropped it I'M SO SORRY―"

๑ he doesn't understand why you're glaring at him as if he's gonna eat the kids― like damn woman, isn't that your husband's job to do 🤨?

๑ "my husband's dead, dumbass"

๑ "....ah―"

๑ he did NOT mean to let that slip out, and he also wasn't expecting you to answer so casually, but that kind of explained why you looked so stressed all the time as if one wrong move and you'd peck his head off

๑ and even though you specifically tell him don't come back, he comes back, and finds it endearingly sweet in an odd way how you almost NEVER your kids out of sight

๑ one wants to go outside?? they either have to take one of their siblings, a shit ton of protective gear, and make sure not to go too far, or they could just stay inside

๑ any friends brought over has to be have a thorough background check, made sure that they're not delinquents or demons that like to cause trouble, and ensure they wouldn't hurt your babies for shit

๑ wukong only imagines what their life would be like when they brought partners home one day

๑ but somehow, as obnoxious as it is, your kids don't seem hostile or annoyed with it? there ARE times they'd whine about you laying off their back, but they never really mean it and they somehow seem to love you even more

๑ you'd think a single mom dealing with three kids would make you an ass towards your kids, but surprisingly, that's not you. you don't regret having your kids even if their goal in life is to drive you mad, you don't yell at them even when you have your own problems, and you love all of them equally

๑ wukong finds that admirable at least, that you love your kids and they know that too. he even tells you whenever you're feeling down how much of an amazing parent you are

๑ he eventually offers to help you look after them, and at first you didn't want too, but seeing how protective he was of his own monkey kids, you agreed

๑ now he's your daily babysitter

๑ "y'know, if you ever need someone to uh, fill in that dad spot, I'm your guy 🤭"

๑ "I'll break you"

๑ "pls do 🥺👉👈"

Spider Queen

๑ she, and I say this with love, does not understand why the fuck you're so god damn protective about kids? maybe it's just her but c'mon, they're kids! they cry all the time!

๑ okay, she will admit she . think it's pretty cool though, how you can handle THREE little munchkins when she can barely handle her own three little spiders without them maiming each other for one second

๑ she probably meets you during or before meeting the monkie kid, when the youngest kid snuck away and ended up in her lair

๑ spider queen doesn't really care, tbh, but she does get concerned when the child starts screaming down the place so she does the only thing she knows children likes and gives the youngest kid a flask filled with whatchamacallit

๑ it calms them down with it's venomous glow long enough for her to send huntsman looking for their momma, aka you

๑ it's not that hard finding you, because honestly you're having a panic attack when you realize your youngest is missing, so you have the oldest and middle thrown over your shoulders flying around, looking for your kid

๑ huntsman nearly gets maimed when he joked that your kid was boutta get eaten for ransom (which kinda serves him right, tbh, like sir you don't tell a panicking mama her kids in danger tf)

๑ the first thing spider queen notices when you collect your kid is that you looked like you haven't slept since the buddha achieved enlightenment

๑ the second thing she notices is how much you coo and gently scold your kid for leaving without letting her know, checking them for any injuries and apologizing and thanking her for watching them

๑ she can kinda figure it out that you're distrustful since she's literally a bad guy with a bad guy lair, but she shrugs it off and tells you that it's no biggie and she wouldn't mind watching them again, because y'know, she has kids of her own too, she understands (syntax is most certainly NOT her kid but when he tries to argue she sends him to his room)

๑ you don't seem to like that idea at first, but your youngest starts chirping at the idea of spending time with pretty arachnid lady, so you yield under the condition she swears not to hurt your kids

๑ who knew spider queen could become a good guy by taking care of some kids 😧

๑ if at anytime your kids start complaining at some point about your overprotectiveness, she reminds them that they could've gotten worse, and that they shouldn't be so hard on you sometimes cause you're trying

๑ "spider queen are you gay for my momma"

๑ she finds it so sweet how they love you so much that when huntsman made a bad joke about you they beat him up and she let them cause it was fun

๑ she finds it stupid that you're doubting your parenting skills, like girl?? you're a better mom then most moms nowadays, give yourself some credit

๑ "how about we stop talking for a little while"

Nezha

๑ motherfucker was ready to fistfight a child I shit you not

๑ he didn't even ask questions: the moment your eldest started invading his little area he was ready to throw hands with a god damn child and it was only thanks to his older brother jinza stepping in and calling you that your child was safe

๑ you scold him at first cause, c'mon, he's the lotus prince, the fuck is he doing tryna fight literal KIDS for crying out loud

๑ confusion 101: you look like you're about to pass out and half the time he's confused, so he asks where your husband is to help you take care of the kids, and you just tell him that he's dead, y'know, the usual.

๑ and then he's like, "oh...that's rough. you want a candy bar?"

๑ don't get me wrong though, he kinda likes your kids since he's a protector of children and all that, so sometimes if they ever sneak out he'll have fun watching them, playing games, telling them the weirdest stories imaginable, etc

๑ he doesn't understand why you're so protective of your kids?? like his parents never really did all this stuff?? hell he doubted his dad gave a shit bout him when he was born since he's the third born, so???

๑ he might be a little envious (just a little) with how close you are with your kids, cause you love them all equally and never favour one over the other and you'd never hate them and

๑ nevermind he's a lot jealous actually

๑ "hey, wanna see this new trick I'm gonna teach your kids?"

๑ "nezha... nezha NO―"

Scorpion Queen

๑ probably the most happiest to see you and your kids around, because she's lonely, and she's bored, and she's read lots and lots of books for parenting and kids for unrelated reasons (cough, that one time in jttw when she kidnapped tang sanzang, cough)

๑ she understands why you act the way you do with your kids, often threatening anyone that even looks at them the wrong way, and she agrees to help you watch them for you to get rest

๑ she's a little awkward with kids at first, cause this is the first time she's even been in close contact with one, but y'know what she does her absolute best in making sure they're okay

๑ if your kids weren't bad enough being your biggest hypes, she does so too by encouraging them to love their mom more, do the simplest things to help you out, etc etc

๑ she's also, in a way, your biggest hype man too, because she can sorta tell out of all of them how insecure you must be feeling, so at times she'll give you words of comfort that you're doing a great job, and that you're the best mother these kids could ask for

๑ "I love my mom"

๑ "me too"

๑ "😃🖐️"

Bonus:

Nezha: send dudes

Wukong:

Wukong: huh?

Nezha: SEND HELP I'M DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAH

tearglaze, 11.08.2023

Its mostly weird cuz Leo said to Venus that there not related by blood, neather are their brothers.💀 like wtf how¿?

why do people keep drawing genderbent turtles / Venus with shell boobs and zero muscle. being a girl doesn’t take away your muscles?? turtles also don’t have boobs or skinny waists. I understand they mutated with human DNA but the way some of you draw them is so horrifically incorrect it’s like their shells were crushed mid mutation.

Also I do hope you all realise turtles spines are fused to their shells. they can’t just take them off. that doesn’t happen. They don’t have abs underneath there it would be raw flesh and blood

THIS HAS BEEN A TURTLE ANATOMY PSA

a/n: GUYS I'M SO SORRY FOR THE UNFINISHED POST BUT I HAD TO DELETE IT AND MAKE IT OVER AGAN CUZ I WAS WRITING IT AT MY PHONE BUT IT DIDN' LET ME EDIT IT, IT WAS SAVED ON MY DRAFTS BUT THEN WENT POSTED AND IT WAS UNFINISHED!! ANYWAY, I fixed it but I had to do it faster cuz of some stuff I'm going through right now.

Requested: "Maybe branch X reader who is a famous solo artist and maybe reader just kinda forgetting to tell branch?? I'm just kinda having a major branch brain rot."

The only thing you forgot 🤦‍♀️

tw: none just fluff, the reader is probably a dumbass. This is a short scenario by the way. Y/N as a musician calls themself StarFire. MALE OR FEMALE READER.

When you both started dating you would often plan when are you going to tell him about your solo career but you just end up forgetting to tell him.

I mean when you are in the middle of writing a song or singing in your studio you would think of 'I'll tell him when I get home'.

But when you're on your way home you would forget about it when you have headphones and think of scenarios. How could you possibly remember what will you do when you get home?

So you let it be. I mean it wasn't even a big deal.

Branch knows you have a job but doesn't know what kind of job you have so he didn't question as long is not something dangerous.

Don't ask why...

He is with Bruce back in Vacay Island with his brothers, Poppy and Viva.

His nephews and nieces were with them asking a lot of questions, saying something random that didn't make sense, or talking about their boy band years before it broke up.

just like all kids would ask their uncles about their young years.

"So you are a solo artist?"-asked Bruce Jr, "yeah, it's something that I have done for the past few years now,"-Floyd answered when one of his nephews asked him. "Hey, Uncle Loyd! Quick question, what's a solo artist?"-BJr asked again. Before Floyd could answer him he smiled softly and opened his to talk but his niece jumped in "Solo means in Italian 'alone', It's when a singer performs alone."-she explained. Then her brothers go like 'ah'. "She's a smart one."-John Dory said to Bruce "She is. Isn't she?"-said Bruce while he walked to get some orders. "Hey, Dad! Can we listen to 'Stay' By StarFire again, pleeeease?" Freddy pleaded to his dad "Well of course, why wouldn't we?" Bruce said happily agreeing with his son.

"Who's that?"-Poppy asked from curiosity. "Oh! StarFire is one of my kid's favorite singers. They are not very popular but they do give good vibes."-said Bruce then asked one of his workers to bring him the radio and the album. When it was set, Bruce threw the empty album and turned on the radio. The audio tape started playing.

The instrumental was good then this person singing which Branch started thinking it was 'StarFire'. Then the kids started singing too but the singing seemed somewhat similar to him. Branch then listened carefully to this 'StarFire' that sounded a bit too similar to his bf/gf. The music continued playing and it seemed to relax him with the lyrics. They seem to be talking about the person they care about and don't wanna lose them. It's something that Branch wanted to have. He wants his loved ones to stay even the fucked up shit going on.

When the music was over he thought for a moment. He neds to talk to you when you get home.

When Branch got back to his bunker he saw you on your desk writing something on paper and you had your headphones on your ears so you didn't hear him coming in.

Branch started walking to you carefully.

When he was about to tap on your shoulder he saw some notes you were writing, 'wait no, are those lyrics?'.

He forgot what he was about to do when he started reading the lyrics that you were writing.

You finnaly wrote you new song and then removed your headphones until-

"Why didn't you tell me about your solo career?"

"OHMYGOD!?"

And you almost fell off the chair cuz who comes behind you without you knowing it?

Your mom was right, don't wear headphones all day cz yur not gonna know your surroundings...

You explained to him why you never told him about your solo career because you...well

you forgot about it

Branch stood there trying to understand what you have just said.

How could you forget about it? All you had to do was tell him not to forget about it...

But Branch won't ask any further because it will come out even more confusing

When you had time to go to work you turned to ask Branch if he could come along if he wanted to

But of course, he agreed since he had nothing planned to do this weekend and also because he wants to know what you are doing in your studio.

Well, it's not like he will brag about it to everyone.

He will be a little excited when he sees pictures of you and him together attached to your wall office.

If he sees any old albums in your studio that are from the 1990s even BroZone. The boy is thrilled but show won't show it. He just thinks you a big fan but you said you are not you just like their music.

If you didn't know about them he would either tell you or introduce you to them.

Heck, he even asked you if you could come to Vacay Island because one of his nephews listens to your music and loves to meet you.

You agreed.

When you two are finally there. Branch was about to introduce you to his brothers and nephews/niece, the kids are already faning over you.

They won't stop asking questions or get you to sing for them.

Bruce tried to tell them to knock them off but he also would ask some questions (like how you managed to pull Branch ).

Of course, it made you nervous to answer and Branch was also red from what his brother just said.

But eventually, you do end up singing (cuz Poppy literally started saying to do it alongside Viva and Bruce's kids).

Everyone is cheering even Branches brothers.

Branch was literally watching you in awe. How come he never met you sooner?

While singing you ended up handing him a hand to invite him to sing with you. You thought Branch would refuse but he mediately took your hand and danced with you.

He enjoyed the moment singing with you but there is one thing he wanted you to do.

Stop forgetting to tell him things.

When you two are finally there. Branch was about to introduce you to his brothers and nephews/niece, the kids are already faning over you.

They won't stop asking questions or get you to sing for them.

Bruce tried to tell them to knock them off but he also would ask some questions (like how you managed to pull Branch ).

Of course, it made you nervous to answer and Branch was also red from what his brother just said.

But eventually, you do end up singing (cuz Poppy literally started saying to do it alongside Viva and Bruce's kids).

Everyone is cheering even Branches brothers.

Branch was literally watching you in awe. How come he never met you sooner?

While singing you ended up handing him a hand to invite him to sing with you. You thought Branch would refuse but he mediately took your hand and danced with you.

He enjoyed the moment singing with you but there is one thing he wanted you to do.

Stop forgetting to tell him things.

TY for reading and follow for more! (you can also request if you want me to draw anything).

I’m working on a vent story but it will take a while

Enjoy with Lo’ak and Buff!black!reader training him cuz he wanted be better for his dad but y/n finds it redicilous☺️