Sooo I May Have Been A Bit Inspired. Two Seperate Aus, Both Post Island. One Where The Boys Are All Either

mf i keep thinking your pfp is lemony snicket. i go to look at my notifications and i think "oh, cool pfp" and then i look closer and IT'S SOME OLD MAN. PLEASE TELL ME WHO THAT IS

"I admit that killing you killed a part of me" okay??? and with that line you've killed me too??? wtf???

hey!!! ended up losing some motivation, but i really like this au!

I'm throwing in some humanized SG lore because I can't sleep..

Moriarty: 37

a sugar daddy??? The owner of a large chain of bakery factories with very controversial methods for eliminating competitors.

He has a weakness for sweets. An inflated self-image, and a very fiery temperament.

Although he constantly pretends to be an innocent bun (and he manages to pull it off). Also he wears kitty socks, because why not

Sherlock: 40

He works as a consulting detective for the police. In his free time, he plays the violin in a London orchestra (Moriarty is a frequent visitor at his concerts). He prefers to work alone because he thinks other people will only slow down the investigation (at this point, he hasn’t met Watson yet).

My idea is that in this AU, Moriarty would be the owner of a pie factory chain, while in his spare time, he engages in mafia dealings or something like that. He eliminates competitors and sets up other companies. One day, after kidnapping one of his former business partners, he makes a mistake and allows the police to catch his trail. Sherlock gets involved in the investigation, trying to find evidence of Moriarty's wrongdoing and illegal business practices. Anyway, the gist is that these two meet and try to outmaneuver each other in the “game”. Moriarty uses charm, manipulation, and money (why not again?), while Sherlock relies on cold-bloodedness, and intellect.

And BONUS! Moriarty trying to rizz up Sherlock (he’s now traumatized)

STILL TAKING SHERLOCK GNOMES REQUESTS

this is an interesting idea. gnomes are usually together, gargoyles come in pairs, even the dolls are together in the dollhouse. i think he was sort of made to be evil in the first place, so he never started off good. however i do wonder how he'd react to a little affection. just a thought.

I wonder if the reason Moriarty is so desperate and needy when it comes to attention is because he's lonely by design. Most people around him has company. The gnomes have their own communities in gardens, the toys have each other, even the gargoyles are housed with other gargoyles. But he sits alone on a van. He doesn't get the privilege of resting in a pretty lawn, or on a building with a great view. He just sits by himself on top of a van with nothing but his phone.

I don't think his isolation is the reason he's a killer. Sherlock himself said that "some are just manufactured evil". Moriarty was never going to be a good person, even if he was just another garden decoration. But the loneliness probably didn't help, and just ended up being a contribution to his attention seeking. There's a reason he's so obsessed with Sherlock; the guy gives him a TON of attention and never stops thinking about him, even if that comes from hate rather than care. Attention is attention, it doesn't matter where it comes from. Sherlock himself even calls Moriarty out on it, saying "you're very needy for a villain".

I'm not trying to invent a traumatic backstory that will excuse people justifying him, I love this little gay pie but he is NOT a good guy and I don't think he should be treated as such ascskfhjkl

look at these divas (i spent two hours making a cardboard cutout of him)

this is literally how i feel. cannot stop thinking about him. i decided to draw it so here

guys hear me out

doctor who au where the doctor strips lux of his powers and they bring the toon along with them on adventures (reluctantly)

like like like what if the doctor was able to make a device

you know how lux gets bigger when sunlight/moonlight hits him? if the doctor made a device that took away the light from lux at the same speed he was gaining light so that he would stay the same size

guys i know that this wouldn't happen but it would be a fun au TRUST ME and i think lux might admire the doctor a little

please tell me if i sound insane

@affectionatecorpse again thank you for inspiring me to rant about things

How often do you think Moriarty gets sent off for repairs? Like- plastic is definitely WAY more durable than like. Ceramic. But it's definitely still breakable. I mean, he lost a piece of his head in the film. How long has he been fighting Sherlock? Has he received any minor damage before?

I still very much think this was his closest brush with death, but I definitely wouldn't be surprised if he'd damaged an arm or a leg in their scuffles before. Especially since broken ceramic can very easily pierce plastic.

So do the folks at Moriarty's Pies just sit there like- "Oh for crying out loud what happened to the statue this time???" cause they all got to work in the morning and just found Moriarty randomly missing an arm?? Without context??? And then the SECOND he gets back from repairs, since plastic is easy to mend, do they have to send him off to get fixed again in the next 24 hours because he's a little menace who can't sit still to save his life? Because that's hilarious.

Better question, imagine if there was more than one van. Wouldn't that mean more Moriarty's? Would they all have the same personality or no? I wouldn't think so. Watson does state that OUR Moriarty was made... wrong. Sometimes making ornaments goes wrong, and we get evil ornaments as a result. Plus, Moriarty's actual personality itself outside of the murder does seem very different from the character he represents. Moriarty the character appears to be very innocent and sweet, while Moriarty the statue is... well, the complete opposite.

So would each one have a different personality? If ornaments weren't tethered to the personality of whoever they represent? Would there just be like 50 Moriarty's and all of them are chill except this ONE?

"Oh yeah that's number 43. He's a bit of a douche, we kinda just leave him out of things. It gets awkward when he's around, he never stops talking about murder :/"

Would that also mean they have different disorders? Or would all of them be extremely obviously ADHD and/or bipolar in varying levels?

Even better question. Would that mean they'd also have different sexualities- would there be like- one token straight Moriarty who everyone refers to as Mike to avoid confusion-- I'm getting carried away. I don't actually think there would be more than one considering we see the van in the background several times, but he's never on top because. Y'know. The pretending to be dead thing. If that wasn't the only van in the city, there's bound to be a different statue in at least one background shot.

Still absolutely hilarious to think about though.

Can you draw Sherlock Gnomes x Moriarty? :3

don't worry sherlock, he'll probably try to kill you again in a moment.

made this and laughed so hard that i got turned into an orphan 💔💔💔