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made this and laughed so hard that i got turned into an orphan 💔💔💔
ok i have a rant. WHY are they so similar????
similar eyebrows, ears, and mouths.
i mean look.
similar facial expressions. the performance sort of way they both move. both like to sing.
they've both tried to kill their enemies (though lou's reasons are definitely more valid than moriarty's).
both have henchmen kinda.
moriarty's workers (sort of) are reggie and ronnie.
lou's workers are tuesday, lydia and kitty.
they both get soaked at the end of the movie? moriarty falls into the ocean, lou gets thrown in the washing machine.
what is happening.
alrighty we're starting a night of no sleep off with stuff i like about sherlock gnomessssss!!!!! *sigh*
we're starting off this post with moriarty. i feel like he has a pretty deep character for how bad the movie is. like.. on one hand, he's evil. he wants to crush all the gnomes, get rid of sherlock, yadda yadda.
on the other hand, he doesn't seem rude to everyone. especially ronnie and reggie- i mean sure he bosses them around, but the trio does act like friends in some scenes. in the screenshare scene, i believe ronnie helps him do it, the three peering down at the screen. he's not cruel to either of the two, which i feel like you could expect him to be cruel if he had "henchmen" given his overall moral code.
so like.. the pie has two sides. i guess. I'M NOT TRYING TO EXCUSE HIS ACTIONS TRUST. but like.. idk. i think that i'd like to see a spinoff of what moriarty, ronnie, and reggie were doing in the time that sherlock and the gang were looking for clues.
and he's clearly not the cruel, dark moody type of evil. that doesn't really need to be clerified, obviously. he's meant to be a kind of giggly-insane type of villian. but like.. IFFFF he had a moral code, where do you think that line would be? he clearly doesn't have much problem smashing gnomes, but then again, he's never shown interacting with ANY of them besides sherlock, watson, and gnomeo. (does he talk to juliet?? i don't think he does but idk.)
another thing. imagine how great it would've been if moriarty crashed the spring festival thing in the garden at the end. just a thought.
haha another night of no sleep coming right up
decided to redo my human design of moriarty!! still needs some work, he looks pretty young in this version so i think i need to try and make him look like more of an adult. decided that a tooth gap would be fitting (and kind of cute), but his hair is my favorite. any suggestions?
this is an interesting idea. gnomes are usually together, gargoyles come in pairs, even the dolls are together in the dollhouse. i think he was sort of made to be evil in the first place, so he never started off good. however i do wonder how he'd react to a little affection. just a thought.
I wonder if the reason Moriarty is so desperate and needy when it comes to attention is because he's lonely by design. Most people around him has company. The gnomes have their own communities in gardens, the toys have each other, even the gargoyles are housed with other gargoyles. But he sits alone on a van. He doesn't get the privilege of resting in a pretty lawn, or on a building with a great view. He just sits by himself on top of a van with nothing but his phone.
I don't think his isolation is the reason he's a killer. Sherlock himself said that "some are just manufactured evil". Moriarty was never going to be a good person, even if he was just another garden decoration. But the loneliness probably didn't help, and just ended up being a contribution to his attention seeking. There's a reason he's so obsessed with Sherlock; the guy gives him a TON of attention and never stops thinking about him, even if that comes from hate rather than care. Attention is attention, it doesn't matter where it comes from. Sherlock himself even calls Moriarty out on it, saying "you're very needy for a villain".
I'm not trying to invent a traumatic backstory that will excuse people justifying him, I love this little gay pie but he is NOT a good guy and I don't think he should be treated as such ascskfhjkl
i love this diva. tried a new style for it idk
OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT. i love him too much for my own good it's not ok. they weren't even subtle with it they just like- the rainbow sunglasses, rainbow text in the video he made, "come dance with me" NOT SUBTLE AT ALL and i love it
Do y'all ever hyperfixate on something cringey and bad, and know it's cringey and bad, and feel genuine physical pain from the anxiety of simply considering looking it up to see if there's a fandom?
I'm not scared of being judged hahaha what do you mean
doodle because this fandom dead as hell
i made these
probably gonna make more characters, watson next then maybe irene, the gargoyles, or (UGHHHHH) gnomeo and juliet
LMAO moriarty is at fangirl level obsession
How did forget about this!
On the tree in front of the Natural History Museum, Sherlock listens to Offenbach's 'Barcarolle' (from 'The Tales of Hoffmann') in his head. Important note that this piece is mentioned in the Canon in The Adventure of the Mazarin Stone!
Extra fun note here that Moriarty then sings it to Sherlock on Tower Bridge! Of course, I have many questions, but it's certainly a neat touch.
Draw Moriarty and Sherlock kissing as lego figures. yeah 😐
your wish is my command
uhhhh i got sidetracked
STILL TAKING SHERLOCK GNOMES REQUESTS
more art!!! i love these guys so much i can't even explain it
yes
made this because i was sad and needed warm fansrt so i made it myself 😋
(note, this isn't mori manipulating watson, he's just really bored and jumped at the chance to shit talk sherlock)
little drawing i did. NOT A SHIP.
heres an art server for sherlock gnomes (YOU CAN SRAW GNOMEO AND JULIET, TOO, OR EVEN JUSR SHERLOCK HOLMES)
Draw moriarty stuck in a hole in the wall, not weird but like a fat cat stuck in a hole
look at these divas (i spent two hours making a cardboard cutout of him)
some chibi stuff idk
hey!!! ended up losing some motivation, but i really like this au!
I'm throwing in some humanized SG lore because I can't sleep..
Moriarty: 37
a sugar daddy??? The owner of a large chain of bakery factories with very controversial methods for eliminating competitors.
He has a weakness for sweets. An inflated self-image, and a very fiery temperament.
Although he constantly pretends to be an innocent bun (and he manages to pull it off). Also he wears kitty socks, because why not
Sherlock: 40
He works as a consulting detective for the police. In his free time, he plays the violin in a London orchestra (Moriarty is a frequent visitor at his concerts). He prefers to work alone because he thinks other people will only slow down the investigation (at this point, he hasn’t met Watson yet).
My idea is that in this AU, Moriarty would be the owner of a pie factory chain, while in his spare time, he engages in mafia dealings or something like that. He eliminates competitors and sets up other companies. One day, after kidnapping one of his former business partners, he makes a mistake and allows the police to catch his trail. Sherlock gets involved in the investigation, trying to find evidence of Moriarty's wrongdoing and illegal business practices. Anyway, the gist is that these two meet and try to outmaneuver each other in the “game”. Moriarty uses charm, manipulation, and money (why not again?), while Sherlock relies on cold-bloodedness, and intellect.
And BONUS! Moriarty trying to rizz up Sherlock (he’s now traumatized)
AGHH THIS IS AWESOME PLS POST MORE
please guys i can't be the only one making cotnent for this fandom. somebody make fanart i'm begging you guys
somebody gang i love sherlock gnomes 🙏🙏🙏🙏
drawing this in my style lmao
also the boiled one being there for no reason makes me giggle
you know what?,FUCK OFF! *Gacha club your sherlock and Moriarty*
please guys i can't be the only one making cotnent for this fandom. somebody make fanart i'm begging you guys
somebody gang i love sherlock gnomes 🙏🙏🙏🙏
i made this out of pure boredom
adding onto my post about dynamics!!!
at one point, when sherlock finds a clue (i think) he says "the game is a foot." later, moriarty is talking to sherlock through the screen, and he says this "the game is not a foot, or a hand, or a leg, it's just OVER. and you lose. (byeeeeee-)".
also what is with him and knocking people over with his butt. MAN WE GET THE POINT SHSHSJSSDGSHS
anyway. another thing that i love is that watson left the clue with irene, meaning that watson and irene are probably close enough for him to be able to do that.
if you look in the background of one of the scenes close to the end, you see moriarty pouncing on sherlock, which is.. fitting.
YOU KNOW WHO HE SOUNDS LIKE. LOOK.
THEY EVEN LOOK SORTA SIMILAR WTF. THE CRAB GUY I USED TO BE SO SCARED OF HIM.