“Owari No Seraph Fascinated Us Because We Can't Tell If The Writing Is Genius Or Bullshit”

Yeah, I'm fine

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

I love the way there's different layers to warm milk,like it's warm and then the bottom of it is cold so when you sip it the top is warm and it had its own individual cold stream,magical,kinda tastes like ass but its great 🥺

I am in duress

Isn't this basically Sophie from howl's moving castle?

I always shite on the abusive and toxic behaviour of the sakamaki brothers and pretty much any of the vampires in diabolik lovers but I fear if they were women I would let them stab me.

Realistic Ghost Hcs

Avid tea drinker (he's british)

Thoroughly enjoys british food

Eats beans everyday without fail

Rawdogs plane flights

Literally just stares at the wall

Soap swears he doesn't blink either

Has the most boring room ever

Only need food and water to survive

Played roblox with 141 once and got banned within the first three minutes because mods thought his excessive British slang was slurs

Doesn't take off his face paint

Just let's it pile up

Drinks wine

Not an expert though,he just grabs the first thing he sees on the shelf and says yolo

Physically unable to bring his voice above talking level

Has a very unenthusiastic voice

Literally whenever he's even moderately excited he says 'yay. 😐'

Gets horrible voice cracks when he first wakes up

Soap got a video of it and just barely got away

I'm looking for an angsty COD x reader fic where they're originally on TF141 with Ghost, Gaz, Soap, and Price, and they send in a request for transfer after Ghost recommends it, after a mission fuck up.

Then I think the reader gets picked up for a team with Nikolai and Keegan, and maybe Roze / Krueger / Graves?

It's basically a hurt/no comfort series and I can't remember who wrote it or if it was on Tumblr or AO3.

Just got accidentally fisted by Jackie chan

No cause I would hate to be yui in diabolik lovers

Girlie's always getting harassed and bitten like??how is that enjoyable??😭

You gotta listen to this fecking 200 year old dwarf with purple hair talk to a stuffed animal with his mother's ashes inside talking bout tea parties n shit

Like no sir.

Therapy would have made them all normal,that's all I'm saying get the sakamakis in therapy like girl give it a try you'll love it ❤

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life