the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
something something keep it tactical sergeant (he will not)
I feel like Ghost would be the type of dad to keep his kid on a leash
i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.
Him <3
tag your traumatized man comfort character
dead of night
Everyone's favourite war criminal!!
The Irish absolutely love these crisps. I was once in a museum in Ireland and they had an old packet of these in there. That's not even the best part. There's a whole theme park dedicated to these crisps.
potato chip from ireland
look at this friendly, distinguished gentleman
hallo!
I'm sorry to keep plugging it, but while I slowly draw PART 2 (and look for places that are open to printing adult content), I want to mention again that PART 1 of my nandermo doujin is available on AO3 (any support for it would be greatly appreciated!) 🫂💕
Also thank you for those who voted in my polls about whether or not you would like to see it as a physical book 😀 Depending on how part 2 is received, i am now heavily considering to make a small quanity of physical books for it.