This is the fastest I have ever slammed reblog
Ignore if I drew Sonic's shoes wrong I was drawing him from memory.
I don't feel like drawing(also I can't draw people well) but I had an idea for a DunMeshi x Mouthwashing AU. Essentially the Tulpar crew are now the Tulpar party, a gold stripping team that's been exploring the dungeon together ever since it was discovered. Except Daisuke, who joined the party right before their current expedition. Unfortunately nobody in the party could refuse the addition of this young teenager because, well, Daisuke is the grandson of the Island Lord.
Here are the character swaps! Note, this is very loose because obviously their personalities don't match at all. I just mean mostly in terms of how they serve the party and the plot.
Jimmy - Laios("leader" of the party who forces the rest to go to extremes)
Anya - Marcille(the "incompetent" magic user who still can work miracles. In this AU she's a half-elf)
Swansea - Chilchuck(the grumpy old picklock. In this AU he's a gnome. I wanted to make him an orc, but it doesn't fit with the lore of the manga.)
Daisuke - Izutsumi(the inexperienced teenager. As much as I wanted to make him a kobold, it doesn't fit with him being the Island Lord's grandson)
Curly - Falin(the heart of the party and a magic user who saves everyone from certain death before being eaten by a dragon.)
Note: the party does not have a Senshi, making the fact that Jimmy is forcing them to eat only monsters all the more dangerous. This AU would go up to the point where Anya uses black magic to revive Curly. But the spell goes haywire and he ends up looking how he does for the majority of the game. At this point, Jimmy and Anya are the only two party members left.
So when the Mad Mage shows up, Anya is slain while Jimmy flees. Nobody is coming to save Jimmy. The walls keep shifting, teasing him with the chance at escape. But he must fix this. He must at least save Curly if he can't save anyone else.
Jimmy starves to death.
Sounds like an assassin's creed cutscene
Kind of gives you chills .
Some how, I went from googling how Hiccup got away with the lie of killing the night fury, to reading fanfic of Hiccup turning into a night fury
Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
So rn the US government is starting to defund the National Parks Service, and while this is a bad thing largely because it's mainly being done to open up the possibility of oil drilling in a lot of those areas, I think it also needs to be said that no the National Parks Service was not just there to "protect natural wonders" or whatever. It was there because a lot of those places are incredibly important land to a lot of Indigenous Peoples and if you give it special status that means you can't live on it you can make the natives leave easier because they get arrested if they don't. Like I am very much not in favor of this change as it is being done but I don't think we should respond to it with wholehearted praise of the National Parks System either. Please know the history of the land you live on and visit.
Have more Abaddon and Stargazer since y'all like these two gays so much.