Kermit For Pope

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

My aunt's dog luna pooped on the floor and one of the cats placed a piece of toilet paper on it. Or she put the tp on it. Or my brother brought it into my room while I wasn't paying attention.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

How would you cook a chimera?

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Anyone have any tips on owning mice and cats in the same household? I want to get some mice between college semesters and bring them with me for spring semester so I can have a pet without my cat Wendy getting freaked out by car rides constantly. So they won't be cohabbing with cats for long, just until the spring semester starts. Keeping the cats out of my room isn't an option because my house used to be a massage studio so there's a stupid service window between my room and the living room. We have tried to block this window before with a blanket and thumb tacks, but the cats just ripped it down. So, please, any tips for keeping my cats from literally murdering the mice are much appreciated.

Left handed Stan is my life now