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My mom said she might get me a snake for my birthday if I get a job this summer. I asked my dad too, and he responded with a Facebook reel that was completely unrelated.

I would legit use all of these ingredients to mull some cider

so i made a potpourri with cinnamon and nutmeg and ginger and cloves and orange peel and anise and i have boiled it all day and it smelled so nice i took a sip and the sip was actually wonderful so now i have drunk four cups of potpourri juice and i am only now going to the internet to ask if i am going to Experience The Torments. or if i may have a fifth.

(i cannot quite explain it, but it’s like my entire low i have had a low grade stomachache, and normally i just deal but This Juice helps a little. i am unreasonably fond of it.)

Am I a freak for this ship?

Sechs fag sex? In dieser Wirtschaft?

Some art of me and my partner's sonas in a "plushie" style. I am open for commissions if anyone would like a plushie drawing of your furona! Please check my pinned message for my price sheet!

The electric toaster might be the best invention of the 19th century.

Left handed Stan is my life now