Disclaimer: I like using the characters' Korean name instead of their English ones.
Choi Dongsoo as the headmaster whose existence has been questioned for generations. Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows where he went. But he ain't Cotton Eye Joe, that's for sure.
Park Jonggun as the scary gym teacher everyone fears. Passed the certification exam with the highest score nationwide only to find himself teaching devil incarnates called high school kids. Thus grows his hatred for this wretched world and his students.
Seo Songeun as that one kid who likes to suck up to the teachers, especially Mr. Jonggun. 10/10 would run five extra laps just to get Jonggun's pat on his back because he never got that from his absentee of a father. Poor meow-meow aspires to take over the reign of the headmaster so he becomes the king of the school.
Park Hyungseok as the "model student" despite his addiction to making tiktok videos even during class.
Kim Gimyung as the head of the student council who secretly runs a gambling business, selling bets on sports meet during recess.
Lineman as one of Kim Gimyung's accomplices whose job is to manipulate the scores of sports meet while disguising as one of the team players, so his hyung-nim gets the big fat dough.
Park Bumjae as the curious cat who smells something fishy going on in the student council. Something related to....dirty money, hmm 🧐🤔. He swears to his great grandfather's name, he will uncover the existence of a mafia syndicate within the school grounds.
Han Shinwoo as the senior who keeps repeating sophomore year for some reason. The teachers just dgaf anymore. Always be the one who brings alcohol and cigarettes to secret hangouts behind the cafeteria.
Hwang Jaewon and Lee Hyundo as the designated "cleaners" who are in charge of cleaning the scene of the crime when secret hangouts are over.
Seong Yohan as the quiet emo kid who skips class because school is meaningless and so is life. He'd rather spend time with his dogs because they're the only ones who understand him. Is allergic to people.
Vasco as the awfully gullible security guard. Always falls for the "look behind you!" trick Seong Yohan pulls every time.
I might add more characters, idk.
So, I just watched Pee Tee Jay's YT video where he talked about his obsession with man boobs and I honestly think he should change the title to "Boobism".
Seriously, the amount of milkers in this manwha is astronomical. And Samuel takes half of it.
While the other half goes to Jake.
Jake will break his remaining limbs like he broke Xiaolung's
I hope you lost another arm Fr
a drabble inspired by a song i've been playing on loop.
I'm in front of your house, so come with me and let's roll
Don't waste time, just grab my hands. I don't wanna let go
You are my downtown, baby
Your eyes are stars in the night sky
You are the dream I want to dream every day
Baby without you, I can't do this anymore
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You and Samuel have known each other since you were fifteen. He met you on his endeavor in uniting all high schools in Gangseo through violence. You sat beside him during gang meetings, shared his drinks with his arm around your shoulders. You offered him your home when he ran away from his own. You were there when he joined Big Deal, and stayed on his side during his days there. You were the comfort he sought when he was at his worst. You watched him get back on his feet and join Workers.
You, though he kept hidden from the world, were his favorite person, and now...
No. Nothing has changed since then.
You tried to reassure yourself as you took a drag of your favorite brand of cigarette, which also happened to be Samuel's preference. With that kind of history, you couldn't help but develop some kind of an attachment towards the man. So his favorite brand of cigarettes would eventually become yours too. That's just the way the two of you connect. Just that and nothing else. But God, did you miss him.
The smell of smoke couldn't cure your longing for him. So you put out your cigarette and left the balcony to go to bed.
You barely had time to see each other ever since he started working under a guy named Eugene. He told you that's the only way for him to accomplish his goals, to become king. Whatever "king" meant. You've been standing beside him through thick and thin, yet you never understood that crazy ambition of his.
It's only natural that both of you would eventually turn into strangers at this rate. Maybe it's time to let him go.
A honk of a car interrupted your train of thoughts. You reluctantly went back to the balcony to see whoever dared to disturb your peace.
It was Samuel, standing beside his Porsche, looking up at you. Cigarette between his lips. There was something charming in the way he let his messy hair cover half of his face. Your cheeks flushed from the sight. You cursed yourself for reacting the way you did, when you've decided to stop caring about him less than a minute ago.
"Come with me for a ride," he shouted. Crazy bastard didn't even care if it was the middle of the night and people were trying to sleep. But you were not in the mood to argue with him.
"Wait!" you shouted back. Those people had probably been awakened by Samuel's shouting anyway, so what's the use of keeping your voice down now?
You grabbed your jacket and rushed downstairs.
Questions flooded your head and all you could manage was "done with work?"
He shook his head. "My desk is still filled with them. I just thought I needed a quick escape," he said.
"Eugene will get mad tho."
"He won't if he doesn't find out."
That's just asking for trouble. Does he have a death wish or something?
"Judging from how you are so relaxed, I assume the fiasco in the Second Affiliate has been taken care of?"
"I wouldn't say it has. I can see more works coming up 'cause Eugene decided to..."
Samuel stopped himself mid-sentence and let out a sigh.
"Look, sweetheart...
"Fiiiine. I'll shut up", you fake-whined.
Samuel stole a glance at your face for a second before he directed his focus back on the road ahead. And it was the first time in three years you saw him smile so genuinely.
"You're the only thing that keeps me from going insane."
You scoffed at his unlikely cheesiness, hiding your smirk with the back of your hand.
"I don't remember you being sane at all."
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That awkward moment when a Tumblr post describes my entire life
Lowkey wanna get isekai'd into Lookism as an orphan with a tragic backstory, cluelessly wandering into the slum streets of Gangseo region, being found by one of the girls there and eventually joining Big Deal or something bc i'm done with this world and this bullshit called adulthood
Never skip leg day
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