“oh I’m Too Old For Stuffed Animals” Skill Issue. Sorry You Can’t Appreciate Little Creatures

love this movie trend where a dangerous lady adopts a little girl on accident:

birds of prey (2020)

kate (2021)

gunpowder milkshake (2021)

gay people can’t ever be normal after a breakup they gotta say some shit like “she is my scar” and then almost kiss

YOU SEE THIS! WE WANT THIS, WE LOVE THIS, WE NEED THIS!

mcumore posted this on instagram!

my kidnapping kink actually comes from my desperate need to be someone’s absolute favorite

so there’s no hot evil villain in love with me?

I need more helly r/ helena thoughts or fics pleek

thinking about getting severed with her but you end up hating it. well, your innie does. maybe you start to have some doubts after seeing your innie's tape and decide you can't do this anymore. somehow getting in contact with reghabi and starting the process of reintegration... maybe behind helena's back or maybe she's there to try and talk you out of it. either way, you end up getting sick from it of course, and helena's scared. she pushes reghabi away despite her warnings that you're not ready and maybe you end up dying :/

helena who becomes obsessed with you after seeing you at lumon.....watching you through the windows as you walk in for your shift. maybe her whole reason for getting severed to ease the public was total bullshit and she only did it to get close to your innie. maybe she wants to have you both as helly r and helena eagan. helena lowkey highkey stalking you wherever you go, and when she gets caught, she introduces herself as an eagan, saying that she's just trying to meet some of the severed employees and thank them for their service.

helena taking you home to see her dad...and you're the first!! she's so nervous because you're so much younger than her and a part of her needs her father's approval. something something helena taking you to her bedroom after dinner and fucking you 😇

first date with helly r in one of those empty offices, having a sort of romantic dinner with lumon snacks 😭 trying to fold the packaging to make a heart or a flower for her but it comes out so bad... but she takes it and thanks you for your romantic square 😁 maybe she manages to get it out because technically, it is just a square with no writing, and helena finds it in her pocket...

playing with her hair 😖😖 fixing her bangs after heavy make out sessions....cuddling in bed and running your fingers through it.... taking showers together and shampooing it, trying to make it stick up but its too long. you manage to make her bangs spiky tho :3

thinking about little things like helping helena pick out her Helly outfit the morning before work and mentioning how your innie's gonna freakkk when they see her in it 😭

gay ppl never break up normally its always gonna be shit like this

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do in a fandom it’s rub my greedy x reader hands all over it

sam wilson trying to communicate with the all GenZ new avengers: