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I rewatched Birds of Prey yesterday and,,,,, Helena and Sofia are rotting my brain 🫣🫠

- darkfalcone

yesss omg your post put the sofia and helena duo in my mind so i had to do my annual rewatch of birds of prey 😭 side note: i had no idea françois chau (mr zhao) is also in birds of prey??

my thoughts on helena bertinelli x sofia gigante x fem!reader:

sofia and helena are similar in many ways; they both come from infamous italian crime families, have overcome several hardships, and are both infatuated with you.

considering they’re both the products of very affluent families they’re definitely not accustomed to sharing - especially not you. but after a tiff regarding who would ultimately be allowed to ask you out they settled on a better option.

somehow, after a night of one too many dirty martinis at roman’s club, you found yourself stumbling into the back of a black g wagon with two dark-haired women and eventually, back to sofia’s stately home.

they exchange a playful look at each other before turning to face you, taking in your vulnerable position on the couch. “what do you suggest we do with her, helena?”

helena circles around behind you, trailing her fingers along your exposed shoulders “i think we should have some fun with her,” she proposes.

you savour the feeling of their hands on your skin as they expertly work to remove your clothes; every touch amplified by how fuzzy your head is from the drinks.

they both have insane family issues so that’s mommy and daddy right there. they hate to admit it but hearing you call them that riles them up even more than it does you.

they love to watch your cheeks flush as they shower you with praise like “look at her, being so good for mommy and daddy,” or “you just looked far too pretty, we had to take you home,” their voices sickly sweet.

yet they love watching you fall apart even more. mocking how pussy drunk you look, chuckling “troia” under their breath at how your legs fall open for them. blindfolding you and making you guess who’s eating you out just to punish you regardless of whether you get it right or not.

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do in a fandom it’s rub my greedy x reader hands all over it

Spends the whole show not blinking then does this. Your honor this is gay ass behaviour

Kept waiting for new Valcarol fanart before remembering I can just make my own

me and my delusionship:

HELENA BERTINELLI MENTION IN 2024??

When Roman makes that guy rip his (what I’m assuming) girlfriend’s dress off while she stands on the table,,,,,,,

This but like,,,, both Sofia and Helena sitting and watching this unfold,,,,,

Them comforting you, inviting you to one of their mansions just to make you super uncomfortable. Complimenting you on how good you looked when Roman ripped your dress off you, how pretty you looked when you started crying. Them threatening you when you try and deny their advances, but soon telling you that they can protect you if you let them fuck you.

They’re both from powerful families and although they normally don’t get alone or agree with anything..,, there’s only one thing they can agree with each other on…

How pretty you look while the other is fucking you-

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

mourning the show that killing eve could’ve been if phoebe waller-bridge continued writing it

what do you get the woman who has everything? | sofia falcone x reader ⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆

reader gives sofia a collection of special photos for christmas

warnings: NSFW, dom sub dynamic, pet names, reader calls sofia 'mommy', christmas mentioned

A/N: i pictured this to be pre arkham!sofia, please excuse how rushed this is i wanted it to be out before christmas :))

after a day of festivities, you sit by sofia on the lounge surrounded by the warmth of the fire. the soft lull of christmas music in your ear, the pile of gifts stripped of their wrapping paper taking up half the room, her warm skin against yours, it’s pure bliss.

“wait!” you exclaim hurriedly “i almost forgot one last gift,” your cheeks flushing as you unveil a small wooden box that was nestled under the tree. sofia’s eyes widen in fascination as she lifts the box from your hands. she cautiously opens the it, revealing the contents inside. “oh," she purrs, her voice low and sultry.

"what do we have here?" sofia asks playfully, her fingers grazing over the stack of polaroids. she pulls one out, holding it up to examine the image. her eyes filled with desire at the sight of you perched on your bed, wearing nothing but a scarlet lingerie set.

sofia sets the photo down and reaches into the box, pulling out picture after picture, each one revealing a different angle, a different pose, each more provocative than the last.

“come with me, princess,” she commands, practically leaping from her spot on the chair. taking you by the hand, sofia leads you through the maze of grand halls in the falcone residence, her heels clicking against the marble floors. once you enter her bedroom suite she closes the door behind her.

sofia sets the box down on her side table and turns to face you, a predatory glint in her eye. "strip," she orders, her voice stern, leaving no room for argument. "i want to see if you look as good in person as you do in these photos."

she grows impatient, watching as you remove each layer of clothing at an excruciatingly slow pace. your clothes pool at your feet leaving you completely naked and vulnerable. a soft, teasing current sweeps over you, sending a shiver down your spine, and she can't help but chuckle at the sight of how utterly helpless you seem.

sofia uses her hands on your hips as an anchor, guiding you to sit atop the bed. grabbing the box of polaroids from their place on the side table, she selects a photo, holding it up for you to see. "this one," she purrs, her free hand trailing down your body. "I want you to hold this pose for me. can you do that, tesoro?"

sitting back on her heels to watch you, she licks her lips as you lay down on the bed, your hair splaying out in tendrils behind you with your arms raised above your head. "perfect," she praises, her hand sliding between your thighs. "you're such a good girl."

“only for you, mommy” you snicker, writhing further into the bed. an amused smile slowly spreads across sofia’s face at the sound of those sweet words. she trails her hands down your body her fingers dancing over your skin, leaving a trail of goosebumps in their wake. sofia’s hand trails further down, nestling between your thighs, causing you to whine and your hips to buck. she circles your clit through the thin fabric of your panties, a husky moan escaping your lips “please sofia, don’t tease.”

she chuckles at your plea “i’m not teasing, i’m just getting started, princess” capturing your lips in a searing kiss - the kind that leaves you breathless and desperate for more. she breaks the kiss, her lips trailing down your neck, leaving behind a path of nips and bites.

finally her hand slips beneath your panties and a soft gasp escapes your lips at the sudden jolt of pleasure. without warning, she sinks two fingers in your cunt. sofia watches as you grind into her hand.

you look up at her, her dark eyes locked on yours as you slowly unravel. your moans fill the room as sofia works you over with her fingers “come on baby, let go for me.”

the sound of her smooth and sickly sweet voice is enough to send tou flying over the edge. your orgasm crashes over you, a wave of intense pleasure that leaves you gasping and shaking.

sofia crawls up your limp body, swallowing your moans in a kiss. she pulls back, a satisfied smirk across her face “merry christmas, princess” she hums.