@pizzalover8969 @thebluerose @thebestsonofsparda this yall?
I can imagine Dante and Vergil fighting over the last pizza but Nero gets the last slice
yeah
Ladies your both pretty and this time I'll get two cakes for each of you. Strawberry for dante, blueberry for vergil. You cut your own cakes and only yours
Favorite kind of sushi? Also can I plan a birthday for you and Dante?
Tuna Nigiri.
If you wish to plan a party with us in the same building be prepared for me and my brother to turn it into rubble. We can get possessive over the cake. And Dante always loses.
Isn't that right Dante. @pizzalover8969
Mood
Sounds like he definitely needs a break. But can I burn something with him!!!! I WILL GLADLY TAKE HIM TO LIGHT A FIRE!!! only if his dad's ok with it?
I know he's a grown man but still, what kind of qualities would you require of a step mom to Nero? He needs a mother figure no matter how old he is
Why do All of you people want to be Nero's step mother.
This is starting to get concerning.
@taiga-shark this is something you'd do 1000%
Pfffft---
He would......... probably......... maybe......
-during dinner-
Beel: Where is Belphie?
Lucifer:... MAMMON, DID YOU SELL YOUR BROTHER?!
Mammon: This time it wasn't me!
@pizzalover8969 don't do it! I will put olives in your pizza in ways where you can't pick it off!!
Can i take nero out to burn stuff for fun? Maybe even burn something from dante? You can join too if you wish. The more the merrier
Assuming it is Nero and my brother I will join so no one kills each other.
HE HAS PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!?????!!! yet he always runs out of power in the shop!! Much less a cat???!!! All you need is a pet bird and a pet rock and bam! Your the next V
Dante I have been brutally rejected by vergil can I come join your team instead 3:>
Got dayum. I mean my team is just me, a cat i found outside, and a jar of peanutbutter
Yuh! When would you like me to start boss man!
Yo can I be the guard to the horny jail? Like I'm willing to do it even for free as long as I can bonk people's heads and tell them to go to horny jail
Hell yeah dude
Man.... I wish I were a part of this family....
I just wanna pet shadow and put olives in Dantes pizza just to fuck with him
Can i take nero out to burn stuff for fun? Maybe even burn something from dante? You can join too if you wish. The more the merrier
Assuming it is Nero and my brother I will join so no one kills each other.
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