Rubyredgem - Ruby

But wait a sec. @the-thunder-chicken has an account why does shadow not have one! Imma just go buy a random building and hope I can get a hell hound or something as a pet

I love animals even if they wanna bite my head off

Hey nero! Question for ya! So I was wondering if maybe we could burn stuff together? Maybe get something for that special lady of yours? Maybe torture @pizzalover8969 and get to know @thebestsonofsparda with some things he might like? Then we get @the-thunder-chicken and cook him!!!!

I still wish I could have pet shadow she was so pretty and beautiful God I love cats

I’m starting to see a reoccurring theme of lighting things on fire and I am unsure if I like it or not. Eh, whatever. Sure, we can go burn some shit (in moderation, Kyrie might not approve otherwise and I can’t have that), especially marshmallows if you want to torture Dante at the same time. Apparently the guy hates burnt marshmallows.

Coward.

Anyways, yes on getting something for Kyrie. I’m always looking for an excuse to give her stuff.

As for my old man, good luck, because the guy is insanely hard to read. I know he had other interests than poetry and demonic power but trying to figure them out without interrogating the guy can be difficult.

I’m making some progress though. It’s just so damn slow!

And well, hey, I’m happy to help put that birdbrain in the oven. Especially after he tried to sabotage my proposal.

And yes, I can confirm Shadow was a good girl. Very soft. She will be missed.

@pizzalover8969 @thebluerose @thebestsonofsparda this yall?

I can imagine Dante and Vergil fighting over the last pizza but Nero gets the last slice

yeah

@pizzalover8969 don't do it! I will put olives in your pizza in ways where you can't pick it off!!

Can i take nero out to burn stuff for fun? Maybe even burn something from dante? You can join too if you wish. The more the merrier

Assuming it is Nero and my brother I will join so no one kills each other.

Pov: Ed Hart

HE HAS PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!?????!!! yet he always runs out of power in the shop!! Much less a cat???!!! All you need is a pet bird and a pet rock and bam! Your the next V

Dante I have been brutally rejected by vergil can I come join your team instead 3:>

Got dayum. I mean my team is just me, a cat i found outside, and a jar of peanutbutter

Man.... I wish I were a part of this family....

I just wanna pet shadow and put olives in Dantes pizza just to fuck with him

Can i take nero out to burn stuff for fun? Maybe even burn something from dante? You can join too if you wish. The more the merrier

Assuming it is Nero and my brother I will join so no one kills each other.

Yall have your good luck charm? No? Here ya go!

Sounds like he definitely needs a break. But can I burn something with him!!!! I WILL GLADLY TAKE HIM TO LIGHT A FIRE!!! only if his dad's ok with it?

I know he's a grown man but still, what kind of qualities would you require of a step mom to Nero? He needs a mother figure no matter how old he is

Why do All of you people want to be Nero's step mother.

This is starting to get concerning.

Mood

Yuh! When would you like me to start boss man!

Yo can I be the guard to the horny jail? Like I'm willing to do it even for free as long as I can bonk people's heads and tell them to go to horny jail

Hell yeah dude