Fuck "girl Lunch" Fuck "girl Math" A Woman Is A Hairy Animal Who Sweats And Grunts And Excretes And Hungers

Okay, so also, one of the things that truly got me into AU crafting and Warhammer40k in general is my own wild head cannon. U wanna hear it? Of course you do. Okay, here is something I totally believe is cannon and u can prove to me otherwise.

She-ra and the Princesses of Power takes place in the WH40k Universe!!!!!

Okay, so allow me to elaborate.

So first off, I was a Shera fan BEFORE I was a warhammer fan, but after I really started to get into warhammer, something clicked.

I was painting some of my first minis when, for background noise, I decided to throw Shera on for the umpteenth time. Then I started to notice it.

Shera is a Scifi x Fantasy series, so there is already a precedent for the two to flow well together. But then u start getting into the workings of Etheria's Archeo-tech.

So let's start with who settled Etheria. We see through holographic projections/recordings along with our two confirmed First Ones in the series (Adora and Mara) that First ones were clearly human or close to humans.

Suspending a little disbelief, and it's not too far a jump to claim that the First Ones were humans from the dark age of technology. Further proof is in the show how powerful and advanced First Ones' tec is! Also, it is extremely valuable as only two to three people can work/manipulate it properly. (Two of those three are hyper intelligent geniuses)

Let's move on to one of my bigger points, the portals.

During season three, Entrapta and Hordac work to get her to retrofit Hordac's tech with First One's tech. This taps into the planetary magic and the integrated (for lack of an in universe term) warp engine. Unfortunately the portal becomes unstable and fucks with time and reality.

Eventually, after removing the "key" from the portal, the planet returns to realspace.

Oh did I forget to mention that up until that point the entire planet and it's moons we're in a nebulous in-between dimension that could only be accessed by a cataclysmic event on the inside or a freak anomaly from the outside.

This then lends credence to my main argument/ claim Adora, She-ra, Princess of Power and guardian of Etheria is a primarch!

Part 1 of ?

Fulgrim has boob armor

A little character art for Returning to our Roots.

Debbie (the bunny girl) is the MC of the story, and the girl on her shoulder is Slackjaw, the most dangerous merc to ever live in New Bright City. And Debbie's girlfriend.

I imagine this selfie is from one of their first dates.

Awww, so sweet ❤️🥹

Ferrus just lovin his lil bird

Fulgrim with his hand on what matters the most

I always thought that way about my mom. She always loved talking about home decorum and other adult stuff.

I didn't realise how much of a comic nerd my mom was until one day I was watching the old Wonder Woman show(Linda Carter), and my mom came into the room.

She said, "I thought I heard the theme song," and sat down to watch with me. She gushed about how much she loved Wonder Woman and how she was Wonder Woman for Halloween all the time when she was a kid.

My dad was in the other room, and from that day on, he always called my mom his Wonder Woman.

But yeah, it just goes to show. No matter how old you get and how mature you try to be you'll always hold blorbo close to your heart.

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

While I'm at it, please consider this:

If we assume the process of creating Thunder Warriors is similar (if not the same, just done more sloppy for the sake of quantity over quality) to the process of creating Custodes, then that means female Thunder Warriors are very much a possibility, just like how female Custodes were before becoming outright canon.

SO THAT MEANS IF I FEEL LIKE IT I'M FREE TO GENDERBEND KUZMAN INTO A GIANT BEAUTIFUL BUFF BUTCH HAG- *gets pulled off the stage by a comically large hook*

THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

The one barely relevant "free-speech-anti-woke" 40k platform (r/HorusGalaxy) is moments from deletion. They are now "moving to facebook" with their little hategroup which is just nice wording for "fading into irrelevancy". Imagine being so shitty that your entire mod-team got kicked from the club of reddit moderators.

Now let's look at the reactions from r/grimdank

Felt uninspired today, so I tried. I like the odd deer girl thing tbh