REBLOG: Go To Your Blog And Click The Egg To See What Hatches

I feel like this EXTREMELY good bot doesn’t get enough love

Immediate update I just realized that the specific example that set me off today is in fact a user and not Tumblr itself and I partially apologize, it’s still a problem but not this one specifically. That being said, WHY HAVE THEY POPPED UP THREE TIMES IN MY “FOR YOU” SECTION

I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT STUPID HEDGEHOGS LEAVE ME ALONE

Dear Tumblr,

As one of many small, faceless users on this hellsite I would like to discuss a matter of annoyance I have with your app and its ad services. I do not have a problem with the ad service itself, I understand that it is a necessity and the revenue you get from it is needed to keep the site going. No, I do not want you to stop the ads per se. I would, however like to address the elephant in the room, or should I say, the tits out, feet first, full nude, gagged and bound, AI Asian girl in the room.

I am scrolling my carefully curated tumblr feed of Sonic the Hedgehog, and Steven Universe, original artists, and that one guy who makes The Owl House comics I follow even though I have never and likely will never actually watch the Owl House, when I am suddenly and jarringly interrupted by the full image of a real life naked woman, no censorship, bound and gag ready for some adult time presumabley with the viewer which is me and I do not appreciate that. I am a child, not literally I am 24, but a child at heart the last thing I want advertised to me is literal porn. This isn’t new either. Everyday I get ads for ai porn bots with naked anime or poorly generated ladies, webtoons that show people grinding on eachother, and so much more. I still have seared into my brain an image from a year or so ago of naked Velma Dinkly showing me her vagina. There’s no censorship, there’s no warnings, it’s just naked ladies all day everyday.

I don’t know if tumblr ads are like other sites where the ads are curated to the person via the algorithm or not but if so that makes it so much worse cause how do silly sonic memes and shit make the system think I want this?

I love tumblr and I’m not going anywhere but goddamnit get yo tits outta my face

Sincerely,

Your local sexually harassed ace user

Hello, can I borrow your Bixbite and Pink Sapphire for a fusion, please? And also I have a spinel. It's a fusion of four spinels. she called gray spinel if you're interested

I don’t see why not! Just as long as I get mentioned/you send me a link to the final product!

Any Spinel would work for my comics so feel free to send any you have! Idk when I’m actually gonna get it done so anyone who wants to send one has plenty of time.

*slides doodles across table before shuffling back to my den of never posting ever*

I can't be the only one who thought about this

Come visit me!

I my current Dodo code is redacted until further notice. Got a party here lol

I have peaches, pears, oranges, roses, and windflowers.

C.J. is currently visiting as well!

I have the Anel sisters shop and nook’s cranny as well.

if you’d rather me visit you let me know!

I have bothe the Swiotch in-line app and an AC discord server we could chat on!

being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five

Ratatoskr She deserves line art proper but I don't wanna honestly kinda want to make this one a sticker or keychain or a button ooh buttons would be nice

This crazy squirrel goddess has my whole heart now that I know sh exists

(at least til Emma gets here...)

So Admiral is visiting Tabk and now I can’t help but imagine Ta k as the old bird’s physical therapist, you know, to help keep him in his best health and stuff cause of his age.

It’s a cute idea.

https://youtu.be/b1IS8ZJAxNI

had a dream about tiny furbies infesting my house like termites. I tried to swat them but they just kept coming

Witchy Doreen

I convinced myself to actually finish one this time

I draw witches…like a lot. It’s mostly what I draw tbh even if I don’t post them. I need to start posting them especially since I’m working on a coloring book for them and merch for my nonexistent small business 😅

Oh well. I’m on a Marvel kick so Rivals witches rn