Dear Tumblr,
As one of many small, faceless users on this hellsite I would like to discuss a matter of annoyance I have with your app and its ad services. I do not have a problem with the ad service itself, I understand that it is a necessity and the revenue you get from it is needed to keep the site going. No, I do not want you to stop the ads per se. I would, however like to address the elephant in the room, or should I say, the tits out, feet first, full nude, gagged and bound, AI Asian girl in the room.
I am scrolling my carefully curated tumblr feed of Sonic the Hedgehog, and Steven Universe, original artists, and that one guy who makes The Owl House comics I follow even though I have never and likely will never actually watch the Owl House, when I am suddenly and jarringly interrupted by the full image of a real life naked woman, no censorship, bound and gag ready for some adult time presumabley with the viewer which is me and I do not appreciate that. I am a child, not literally I am 24, but a child at heart the last thing I want advertised to me is literal porn. This isn’t new either. Everyday I get ads for ai porn bots with naked anime or poorly generated ladies, webtoons that show people grinding on eachother, and so much more. I still have seared into my brain an image from a year or so ago of naked Velma Dinkly showing me her vagina. There’s no censorship, there’s no warnings, it’s just naked ladies all day everyday.
I don’t know if tumblr ads are like other sites where the ads are curated to the person via the algorithm or not but if so that makes it so much worse cause how do silly sonic memes and shit make the system think I want this?
I love tumblr and I’m not going anywhere but goddamnit get yo tits outta my face
Sincerely,
Your local sexually harassed ace user
You don't know how bad I needed this. How bad we ALL need this. Re logging to save future stories!!!!
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
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ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
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LASTLY Concluded Concurred
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HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
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OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.
Idk there’s something therapeutic about cartwheeling into enemies and throwing exploding barrels at them
If you get hurt the one you’re controlling runs away and you have to find them again in a branded barrel (like big Mario become small Mario for extra hit) which makes sense for Didd cause he little but Donkey sir you just abandoned your child in the middle of enemy filled jungle to cower in a barrel
A+ parenting right there
Three levels in and I finally learned how to run
Also I forgot how silly Rareware games were. He king Cranky Kong just complained cause the devil pets gave him such a shitty house and he can’t even invite us in cause they ran out of memory to give it an interior
I’m assuming this is just the start of the meta commentary 😅
I’ve started playing the original donkey Kong country while I wait for my ward (my mother) to wake up and honestly this game is so cute.
Mmmmmmm monke
I didn’t realize you could actually play as Diddy Kong in this I thought he was just there as an npc but not. He’s like the tails to Sonics Donkey or Luigi to…actually no it plays more like sonic with him following you around but you can switch which character is in the lead so that’s fun
Come visit me!
I my current Dodo code is redacted until further notice. Got a party here lol
I have peaches, pears, oranges, roses, and windflowers.
C.J. is currently visiting as well!
I have the Anel sisters shop and nook’s cranny as well.
if you’d rather me visit you let me know!
I have bothe the Swiotch in-line app and an AC discord server we could chat on!
Made my own Spidersona! Not meant to be me but accidentally made her look like me (sorta)
Whoops.
She’s basically me lol
“Spidey sense is telling me there’s a Taco Bell nearby”
She doesn’t have a name yet though. Any suggestions?
I was trying for something closer to a comic book artsyle this time. I based her design in the Purple and Gold Jumping Spider. Yeah. That’s it’s actual name. Hence why I’m not using it for her 😂
If you wanna draw my girl hanging with your spider, or other hero/villain, feel free! I’d love to see it!
Click for better quality (dang it tumblr)
Can’t wait to see it!
How would you guys feel about a Sonic AU where Eggman wasn't the bad guy
I’m working on a Steven Universe AU that I may or may not finish. That seems to be pretty popular these days.
Let me know if your interested in seeing it! ........
Would people be interested in helping me with it? Like a comic team?
No ones never gonna actually care about my art if I never post it
Anyways. Here’s the first draft idea for a character I’ve been working on.
I’m not a big painter but when I sketched it I feared my usually cartoon illustration style wouldn’t fit it.
I tried. :/
The sketch
If someone else wants to try their hand at coloring and show me that’d be great
I’ve been thinking about getting back into writing donto the lack of content for some of my favorite characters so here’s a blog to rectify that!
Send in your fandom requests! I’ll do X reader, general events, and some ships (maybe I’ve never done that before but why not try something new)
Fandoms I follow (this isn’t all feel free to ask about fandoms not on here, I may be in it)
Steven Universe
DC Comics
Batman (heroes and rogues)
Arrowverse (the flash specifically)
Supernatural
Sherlock
Gravity Falls
Black Butler
Adventure Time
Good Omens
Steam Powered Giraffe
Etc.
Meet Velvet Sapphire, my newest gem.
I made her for a challenge on amino and honestly I really like her.
She’s a mom gem, known for treating gems around her like her own children. As in praising them, scolding them, putting them in a time out bubble when necessary. She mostly does this to her own ruby guard (her children so-to-speak) but she has been known to do this to Gems not under her charge.
She also lives in her future vision. As in, she spends so much time looking at the possible futures that she can be very forgetful. Things she was meant to do, Gems names(facets), and just general things often slip her mind.
Her Rubies ask as both guards and memos, remembering her schedule and various things when she can’t. The trio cake form the same kindergarten and act as if they are one gem with three bodies instead of three separate gems.