What Are You Even Supposed To Do When Youre Angry.  Cant Scream At Anyone Cos Im Not A Dick. Cant Break

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

It's that time of year again.

One night a viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out the window when he suddenly said “It’s going to rain”.His wife was confused and asked him “How do you know?"He looked at her and responded "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

“if women want equality then they should be drafted” what if — just hear me out — what if nobody should be drafted. not even *looks behind my shoulder* not even men.

First snow here up in Arizona!!!

"Back on my Destiel bullshit"

- Local who has never, in fact, left the bullshit.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

you might bethinking "its so over" but the sun will rise tomorrow and youll be like "omg. its so back." remember this

💚🚼 Baby Yoda in THE MANDALORIAN ‘Sanctuary’ 💚🚼