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(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ Christmas gift I did for @stormeko

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Twelve Days of Art!! #9 Snowglobe

Promptlist below:

Prompt list by me. If anyone decides to use it I would be delighted if you let me know and tag me @storm-ismyusername!!!

Mermay #2 Ice

Alternates Below!:

Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes

Yeah, bc OF COURSE that's how it works 🤡

OF COURSE showing fat characters

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Glorifying obesity 🤡🤡🤡

OF COURSE making plus-sized characters to help people accept themselves (it's totally not that it's literally what MH is about in the first place, about ACCEPTING OUR DIFFERENCES) is the same as brainwashing someone to gain weight and become fat🤡🤡🤡

(she's not even that big in the first place, wtf was that user on when they were writing this)

So um.

Because people started following me for some reason. Idk

Heres a picture from three weeks ago of a very pretty snowflake I caught in the morning

Do you guys remember the Marvel's horrible take on GenZ heros?

Of course you do! Marvel's "New Warriors"

A comic so bad it was never released and canceled on the spot, but what if they come back? I have TWO proposals for marvel

A.Snowflake and Safespace kills the universe

And

B. Deadpool vs the New Warriors

The first comic would be a simple "blank hero goes evil and kills everyone" but with snowflake and safespace being stupidly overpowered

Snowflake having control of absolute zero, freezing people's arms off, crafting ice weapons to counter heros and Safespace using his forcefields at max control, crushing people in boxes, using very thin forcefields as giant arrows to shoot out, sucking out all the oxygen in his force fields to suffocate people

OR

They become deadpool villains and you give them new names like

DNI List, exposed&canceled, death threats, brain brainrot, and GRTL (get ready to lose)

And then you just put them with deadpool, say he posted something not "Politically correct" somewhere so the new warriors try to beat him up for it

Whatever you do you have to make them OVER THE TOP, you can't make them tame at all, they have to be making references every second and confuse everyone around them while either kicking their ass or getting their asses kicked

Either way it has to be funny because they're gag characters now, that's the only way they would work today