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Guess who just got detained and questioned by GCPD for “unlawful possession of an exotic plant on public property”

If we had internet connection on mars, would we call it...The Galaxy Wide Web? sᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ‘ʟʟ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴡ

We can’t Zoinks, Zap, Zoom our way outta this one.

Still collecting the full alphabet of the "live, laugh, love" variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the "We can't ___, _____, ____ our way out of this."

Okay, I just spoke to my landlord. He said that I can keep my cactus, but the other plants have to go. Ms. Ivy will have to fight me before she touches my cactus. Thank you for your help!

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

Nah, Gotham ‘boutta get a new vigilante. I want my goddamn Bagel.

Screw you too, Bagel Bandit

Update 2: My landlord has gone missing.

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?

So how’s it going with the vines?

Pretty good. Although I think I’m under bat surveillance.

Holy shit! You’re onto something there. So much angst potential!

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Crawmoms

“crayfish” is so misleading because they’re obviously not fish

just call them crawdads and go

Can someone please tell me why HARLEEN FUCKING QUINZEL just thanked me? First the clay pots and now rogues thanking me. Also, I think I just saw the Red Hood on a roof top across from my apartment…should I be concerned?