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Derapchu fanboys before and after meeting Martyn InTheLittleWood

(reading chat): "Are you going to meet InTheLittleWood?" Derapchu: Should I go meet up with him? Where is he? (reading chat): "At spawn probably," "he's writing lore in the library." Derapchu: Wait, is it okay to pull up to him while he's writing lore? (aside) I should probably sleep as well, in game. (reading chat): "Yeah, he won't mind." Derapchu: Dude, I'm scared, guys, I'm gonna meet the guy that helped me beat Fortnite. He finished my--you know, he's the person that allowed me to finish my battle pass every season? Like, he means a lot to me. Okay? He means a lot to me. He helped me out with my Fortnite battle pass back in season four, five, six, seven, etcetera. (five seconds of silence) (reading chat): "W parasocial." Derapchu: Yeah, I might be. (reading chat): "Derap--Derapchu and Martyn Fortnite stream when." Derapchu: Oh my god, that would actually be fire during the sub-a-thon. Fuck, you actually bring up a really good (deep inhale, pulling away from his mic) Oooh, I actually wanna do that on stream. That would actually be so funny. That--oh my god. Dude, m-me as a twelve year old would be like, "what the fuck." Like (laughs) wait, that'd actually be fire. Waittttt, oh my god, dude, I actually gotta do that, bro, I actually gotta do that. Fuck me, bro. (reading chat): "I love being parasocial." Derapchu: Jesus. (reading chat): "Ask him to do that." Derapchu: (softly, away from his mic) Fuck. (normal) I'd have to-I'd have to become friends with him first. (five seconds of silence) Do I just shoot my shot today? Guys, this feels like as if I'm asking out my crush on a date, bro. (through laughter) I actually might shoot my shot right now. Fuck me bro, I might have to. This feels like I'm asking out my crush bro, fuck, fuck bro. Fuck. (leaves the nether and starts taking damage from being inside something) (aside) Where the fuck--okay, wait wait wait. (takes a deep breath) (starts whispering) Okay. Guys guys guys guys, everyone lock in, everyone lock in, everyone lock in. (sucks in a breath through his teeth) Okay. Okay. (eight seconds of silence as he watches Beky enter the library, and then crosses himself on camera) Everyone lock in, everyone lock in, lock in lock in lock in. (exhales)

Beky: Hello. Derapchu: Hello! Hey B-Bekyamon. Beky: Sup? Derapchu: No-nothing much, just-- Beky: Hi. Derapchu: --just visiting the-the library. Yup. Beky: Oh. Yup. Okay, cool. Derapchu: Yeah. Beky: Did you need something? Need a book, or...? Derapchu: No, no, I'm just, I'm just looking around, yeah. Beky: Okay. Do-don't touch him. Careful with that axe of yours. Derapchu: Oh! Sorry, no, I'll put my weapons away, yeah, my bad, my bad, yeah. Beky: He keeps the lights on. (two seconds of silence) Derapchu: What? Beky: He...powers all the lights. Like. Derapchu: Ohhh, oh, he-he powers all-- Beky: --like perpetual motion. Derapchu: --he powers all the lights, I see, I see. Beky: Mhm. Derapchu: Yeah, okay, I wo-wo-I won't, I won't put him down, yeah, okay. Beky: Yeah, don't do that. That would suck. Derapchu: Uh huh. Okay! Beky: Um--you good? You working on anything at the moment? You leveling, or--? Derapchu: No, no, nah, I'm just looking around, yeah. Beky: Oh, okay, fair. Derapchu: (mutes up, starts screaming, almost hysterically) Ohh, it's so embarrassing, it's so embarrassing, oh my fucking god. Holy fuck you. (normal tone) Okay.

Derapchu: (unmuted) Excuse me? Mister InTheLittleWood? Martyn: Hello? Derapchu: Hi there! Hey, what's up man? Martyn: Hi, what's up? Derapchu: Heyyy, man. Yeah. Um. Dude, I just wanna say. I really loved watching your Fortnite tutorial videos back in like, 2017. (Martyn laughs) They helped me out--Like, no, genuinely, from twenty eig--seventeen, to like, 2020, like, oh my god, I remember, like, every time, there was like, a Fortnite tutorial thing, I was like, "dude, I-I need to go watch InTheLittleWood." And it'd be like, (emulating Martyn) "Hello everybody!" (Martyn laughs again) "It's me, InTheLittleWood, Martyn--" (Martyn laughs harder) and I'd watch all your tutorials, it was great. I--big fan. Just gotta say that. Big fan, bro. Martyn: Thanks man. Derapchu: Yeah, yeah man. Martyn: Oohh.

Derapchu: InTheLitt--I have one last thing I wanna ask you. Martyn: Yeah man? Derapchu: Would you ever potentially play--Fortnite with me, and-and like, you know. At some point. And run up duos. Martyn: I mean, I don't see why not. Derapchu: Really?! Re-oh my god, really? Martyn: Yeah, don't see why not. I-we got a new season coming out, right? Derapchu: I-I don't--you would know better than me, I-I haven't played in a while. Martyn: I-I don't know, I haven't played in, like, years. (he laughs) Derapchu: Oh, really, okay. Martyn: Let me see, "Fortnite new se--" when's the new season? Derapchu: I-I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Martyn: Uhhhh-- (Derapchu mutes up to laugh gleefully) Oh, to be fair, I think there is literally a new season out in like, the coming days, like. Season-er, chapter six, season...three, it's saying? I'm literally just Googling the news to see what it says. Derapchu: Oh my gosh, I would love to play, this would be awesome. Martyn: Oh yeah, like, literally like the downtime's like, today or tomorrow. Derapchu: Oh, no way! Martyn: But yeah, I'm down for having a little-having a little dabble. Derapchu: Okay! Bet! Martyn: Sick. Derapchu: Would you be down to play in a few days? Just like, a few games. Martyn: Yeah, absolutely-- Derapchu: Yes, yes! Martyn: --yeah yeah, I'm game. Derapchu: Okay, alright. Good luck Mister...uh. Do I call you Martyn, or are we still on "InTheLittleWood" basis? For-are we first name basis now-- Martyn: Martyn's good, you can call me T-G. Stands for "That Guy." Derapchu: Ahhhhh, Big T-G, bro. Martyn: It's up to people what they wanna go with. Derapchu: TG. Martyn: Big TG, that's what I like. Derapchu: Big TG bro. Alright, big TG, I'll see you soon, bro. It was nice meeting you. Martyn: Nice. You too, see you in a bit! Derapchu: Alright, bye Bekyamon. Beky: Bye, bye bye.

Derapchu: (muted up, his face close to the mic in excitement) Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, guys, oh my god oh my god, wait guys, guys, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. It was-I just met InTheLittleWood, oh my god oh my fucking god. Oh my g-(normal tone) okay, alright, alright, now-now I'm not parasocial, now-now-now I'm nonchalant now. Now I'm actually nonchalant now. I'm actually like, mad nonchalant now. (sucks in a breath) Yeah yeah yeah. I'm actually like, mad nonchalant now. (sighs out) Type shit. Type shit, type shit. (exhales) Type shit. (sighs out) Type shit, you feel me? Type shit, yup. Type shit, yup. Type shit. (clears his throat)

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