Hey, Don't Cry. Domesticated Ghasts In Minecraft, Okay?

off on a misadventure! (killing your sheep)

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

My favorite skizzleman thumbnails

The Imp & Skizz Zine!

Welcome to The Imp & Skizz Zine!

My name is Park, I'm the admin of this zine! Follow for updates on this project as it gets going.

Here's a quick rundown of what this zine aims to do!

ImpulseSV and Skizzleman have been entertaining for years, and friends even longer! This zine is a letter of appreciation to their work, and the many stories they have told. Through Minecraft, Phasmophobia, the Imp and Skizz Podcast, and more, they’ve brightened our lives and made us laugh. This zine’s artists and writers will create a beautiful homage to what makes the Imp and Skizz Duo so unstoppable!

This is a non-shipping zine, and any content based on the real individuals of Impulse and Skizz will be limited and handled with care and respect. This project aims to appreciate their friendship, through artistic interpretation and consideration.

Thanks for coming along on this journey, homie buddies!!

dennis is my favourite

"omg did you know the hopper clock was invented so that etho s. lab could give his invention wilson a working heart, so it's like this immense act of love" no i didn't because he invented the hopper clock to have a thing to do unethical experiments about how neglectful can you be to a tamagotchi before it dies. for funzies. the hopper clock is tool of evil. so jot that down

We are so excited to share with you all our contributors' hard work, so we are releasing the zine a week early!

View the zine at the link below!

The difference in fan reactions to lore from Ren compared to Martyn is so funny it’s like image their lore as one big play and they step out in the last scene

Ren goes on stage and dramatically announces that the main character died before he ever got to express his feeling for his true love with tears dramatically steaming down his face. The crowd stands up in a standing ovation as they throw hundreds of flowers on stage, people shout how wonderful the play was, men and women alike are in awe. He gets a few playful heckles about hurting people’s feelings, but overall the crowd loves it and spend the entire year telling anybody who will listen how amazing the play was and how Ren has reinvented theater for the fifth time.

Martyn goes on stage and announces that the main character died before confessing his true feelings to his love with the biggest shit eating grin on his face, the crowd stands and all simultaneously start throwing anything they have directly at him. He laughs as the screams of agony fill the room, half the building is on fire, the other half is flooded with tears. Cherri gets on stage and begins to beat him with a stick, the people will never recover from this. People who watched the play will go on to make the most beautiful pieces of art to ever grace the planet and call it shit like “what could have happened if Martyn wasn’t a bitch” while throwing thousands of dollars at Martyn to make another with sticky notes saying how big of an inspiration he is.

They both make me sick /hj

Guess who’s been ill all week so has been at home and has decided to watch 3 different playthroughs of diversity 3 :)