deku : hi! i’m pro hero deku sitting down with herofeed celeb, and today we are reading—oh god. thirst tweets?
[muffled background laughter.]
deku : oh—well, okay. i’m sure they won’t be as bad as kacchan’s fans…. [staged whisper] have you seen them!? they’re insane!
[deku grins wearily, causing the staff to titter around with laughter once more.]
deku : alright, let’s get started.
[he rummages around in a fishbowl filled with small slips of folded paper, brows furrowed in anticipation as unfolds the first piece. the hero pauses momentarily and glances up at the camera in slight disbelief, before a faint huff of surprised laughter leaves his lips.]
staff member : deku, sir, you have to read the tweet out loud.
deku : right! my apologies, it’s just, um. wow.
[he glances at the camera once again, exhaling softly before beginning to read.]
deku : ‘did you see deku’s latest fight this week? obviously i wouldn’t do it, but i have half the mind to start some henious shit if it means getting stepped on like that. so hot.’ i only stepped on them because i couldn’t get the cuffs on right and they kept wiggling! it wasn’t like that!
[deku buries his head in his hands and makes an embarrassed sound, and a staff member sympathetically offers a pat to his shoulder before disappearing off the set.]
deku : uh—great start, wasn’t it? next one from… oooh, we have a name this time. [he smiles at the camera.] hi justine! this tweet reads… ‘just put me and @dekuofficial’s faces in a baby generator and i have to say our kids faces look so cute. so me and my ovaries are ready whenever you are my good sir. end tweet.’
[deku gently folds the piece of paper and puts it to the side, teeth sinking into his lower lip as he struggles not to laugh.]
staff member : what are your thoughts on kids?
deku : oh no, kids are great. would love to have my own some day…. just not right now, i think. way too busy for them. [he looks back at the camera with an apologetic smile.] sorry justine. i’m sure our kids look great! next!
[rummaging around, the next tweet seems to distress him a little, red ringing on the apples of his cheeks and highlighting his freckles. he sends a halfhearted glare to the staff first, and then the camera, leaning back into his chair before drumming his fingers against the surface of the table.]
deku : i’ll never forgive the person who picked this tweet out…. and i’ll never forgive my pr team for making me do the reason why. [background laughter.] the fact that i know exactly what this tweet is based on is so cruel. so cruel!
staff member : would you be so kind as to read the tweet aloud ?
[deku deadpans a faux glare in direction, causing them all to laugh.]
deku : ‘deku’s burlesque photoshoot for creati’s fashion line is absolutely absurd. no one should look that good in a pink fucking thong. all my eggs are infertile now. can he just break up with me so i can move on’.
[deku groans, accidentally crumpling the piece of paper in his hands.]
deku : i owed her a favor! and creati wasn’t the one dressed me up. pinky was. i’ve never seen anyone so gleefully happy and i swear to you, i almost got on my knees and asked for forgiveness for any wrongdoings i may have committed.
[more laughter from behind the camera.]
staff member : you can pick one more, and then we’ll let you go. there’s one stuck to the bottom with tape.
deku : oh?
[turning the bowl over, a few more slips tumble out before he sees the tweet in mention, eyeing it suspiciously before prying it out of the bowl. he then opens it up, and muffles a mortified sound of surprise, flushing red down all the way to his chest.]
deku : you—you want me to read this??
staff member : if you would, please. staff’ll bleep it out later. :)
deku : well… okay. [he clears his throat, looking stunned.] ‘i want pro hero deku to shove his tongue down my throat and [bleep] his [bleeeeeeeep].’ oh my god. ‘i need to bounce on that 7.45 uncut [bleeeeeep] [bleeep] with the force of a thousand suns, lathered in oil and [bleep]. he’ll blow my back out til’ morning comes and he’ll do it again until he’s sure he’s [bleep] the [bleep] inside my [bleeeeeeeeeeeep].’
[staff bursts into laughter as deku sits there in disbelief of what he’d just seen and read.]
deku : who is writing these things?? i—i mean do i even feel flattered? a little bit. but that’s not important—! i need to wash my mouth and pray my mother never sees this.
[after a while of calming the staff down, deku smiles wearily and sends the camera a knowing look.]
deku : thanks for, uh. sharing your tweets! thank you to herofeed for having me, and stay safe! and remember heroes can see the things you’re writing!!
the first time she called him dad
bonus:
y/n things to script about yourself ₊˚⊹♡
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。𖦹°‧ new kid effect. people wanna get to know you & are curious about you everywhere you go. you can’t help but lure people in.
。𖦹°‧ you have one feature that’s unnatural about you. want full on alexandria's genesis ? why not. slight “elf-like” ears ? sure. vampire fangs ? so cute.
。𖦹°‧ animals approach you. piggybacking off of that, they don’t have diseases & (wild) animals are very clean !
。𖦹°‧ you always find the coolest things. for me this would be something like thrifting some cool old lamp. but this can obviously apply to anything. a long lost one of a kind designer piece that fits you perfectly, perhaps. a stolen watercolor painting worth millions.
。𖦹°‧ clothes always look good on you. no tailoring needed. every piece of fabric you drape over your body looks like it was custom made for you & your body type.
。𖦹°‧ you know the best places. a train ride up to a quiet town that has the best homemade ice cream. an abandoned mall covered in vines with stores still stocked & untouched.
。𖦹°‧ you’re a local celebrity. or just very well liked. people notice you when you go out. people secretly take pictures of your outfits when your not looking. shops give you things for free. restaurants give you desert on the house just because.
。𖦹°‧ people associate you with things. your favorite singer or animal or smell. little things that make people think of you.
。𖦹°‧ heightened senses. really good smell or hearing. like animal level. smelling full on tectonic shifts before they happen.
。𖦹°‧ synesthesia. you can see auras around people & taste colors & see music in your mind.
。𖦹°‧ your words are like spells. whatever you say happens. very much seven rings “i want it I got it” coded.
。𖦹°‧ prophetic & meaningful dreams. you can see events before they happen sometimes. people even drop in to pay you a visit some nights.
。𖦹°‧ all your things smell like your signature scent. clothes. hair. school supplies. bag. sheets. pillows. could even rub off on people you spend a lot of time with. no perfume dupe for how you smell. can never be replicated. it’s unique to you.
midoriya would be so excited. he loves affection but is always so blushy and shy about it, and the fact that you want to hold him makes him so happy. you cuddle into his chest, and let out a sigh of content. he’s almost on the brink of tears because he loves you so much.
bakugo secretly is so touch starved, but he’s too afraid to initiate any affection. so when you snuggle up to him, he blushes and insults you for being so needy. but if you try to leave, he’ll just hold on to you tighter and give you another tsundere response, both of you knowing it’s a lie.
another touch deprived boy is todoroki. he doesn’t know what cuddling is, but he’s willing to give it a try if it makes you happy. he’s a little stiff at first, but will eventually sink into your touch. nobody has ever shown him kindness before, and in that moment he realizes just how much he needs you.
kirishima would probably ask you to cuddle first. he’d be so excited if you said yes, giving you his signature toothy grin. crashes into the couch as you fall on top of him, laughing tiredly. he’s a bit worried he might hurt you with his quirk, but you reassure him you’ll be fine.
kaminari would be buzzing with excitement, small bolts of lightning radiating around him. he’d be a little jittery in the beginning, but usually calms down and falls asleep. admiring his pretty face, you smile and just cherish this moment.
shocked shinsou when you cling to him like a koala and absorb his warmth. still a bit surprised, he wraps his arms around you and plants a kiss on top of your head. he’s still getting used to having a significant other, but he loves it nonetheless.
blushing tamaki turns tomato red when you suggest this idea. it’s not that he doesn’t want to be near you, it’s that he’s afraid of messing up. after lots of reassurance, he finally caves and you pull him closer. after he thinks you’re asleep, he mumbles sweet nothings in your ear, unknowing that you’re still awake.
dabi just stares at you. you want to do what? with him? he’ll hide his initial reaction by teasing you a bit before obliging your request, because honestly, how you he say no to such a pretty face? he uses his quirk to warm you up, loving the way you hold him tighter.
grinning hawks just beams with happiness. he puts down whatever he was working on, he can’t resist not having you in his arms a moment longer. he wraps his wings around you, and starts making the cutest coos. occasionally he fluffs his wings, tickling you in the nose as you both beam at each other.
bnha boys who get upset over the fact that people can see you and have a 3 second moments where they fall in love with you:
BAKUGOU, deku, TOMURA, denki, HAWKS, todoroki, MIRIO
ig credit: laurasreadingtime
i love women. i love sleepovers. i love getting ready and taking pictures for no reason. i love sitting on your laptop with a friend shopping endlessly online. i love going to starbucks. i love wearing fuzzy slippers and matching pajamas. i love having a intricate nighttime routine. i love silk scrunchies. i love heart shaped anything. i love everything sanrio. i love having multiple little compact mirrors just because they’re cute. i love pretty baked goods. i love being a girl!
Yes, this is an American aesthetic. Yes it is because I am American.
Elections are completely fair, not rigged, no scandals, fair.
There are no two of the "lesser evils" all candidates are genuinely good people and they want nothing but the best for the country.
All candidates represent the American people, if the American people find that the elected official is unfit they will be REMOVED (yes this is Trump shade.)
There is separation of church and state.
Americans are more open-minded about candidates from parties other than the Democratic and Republican party
(should I just say script out conservatism in general? I mean this is your reality you can if you want!)
We have no official language and ALL languages, cultures, backgrounds are represented and have the ability to be taught.
DEATH to the electoral college.
Fake news, propaganda, lies, non fact checked information cannot make it's way towards journalism.
News outlets have to report TRUE, unbiased information (I'm looking at you FOX)
No trade wars...
America does not involve itself in colonialism, imperialism, militarism, etc (mainly because those things do NOT exist.)
Supreme Court Justices do not rule for life.
There is an age limit to the presidency (this is subjective but personally I don't want an 80 year old president)
The minimum wage is increased from $7.25 (can you believe it's still that) to $20 (or whatever you prefer)
Free healthcare across ALL fifty states.
Planned Parenthood is in every state, providing safe abortions, sex ed, contraceptives, etc to everyone who is in need.
Abortions can NEVER be banned.
Free childcare across ALL fifty states.
Our politicians are civil, cordial, respectful, kind, intelligent (another dig on...let's just say a few people)
World peace
All oppressed/colonized people are FREE and live without any colonial influence.
Affordable prescription drugs.
Baby formula is affordable (this isn't really political but no formula should cost FIFTY BUCKS?)
Gay marriage is legal across all states and can NOT be revoked.
No fascism, Nazism, white supremacy, zionism, any bigoted idealogy in general does NOT exist.
Books are not banned/ can't be banned.
No fracking.
Free college.
No discrimination against ANYONE no matter their race, ethnicity, nationality, origin, sexuality, gender identity, etc.
Rape, sexual assault, pedophilia does not exist.
Crime in general doesn't exist.
Free therapy across the country.
The government actually WORKS to make this country better.
ICE does NOT exist.
Federal assistance programs can NOT be cut.
No wealth gap (no top 1% and the struggling 99%)
No homelessness.
No poverty.
Maternity leave is LONGER (isn't it like 2-6 weeks? come on now...)
Court rulings that have been passed can NOT be overturned (think roe v. wade)
No pink tax!
First time homeowners receive a grant from the government to help them with payments.
Credit scores isn't an issue, anyone regardless of their wealth can purchase a new car/home/rent an apartment.
Native Americans are seen as the true indigenous people of the Americas an they are incredibly respected, the land is returned back to them.
Follow up: Columbus Day does not exist.
The KKK doesn't exist...or MAGA or TRUMP!
No anti-vaxxers (get vaccinated, no they don't cause autism and no they aren't chipping you or whatever right wingers think)
They are laws put in place to protect our planet, nature reserves, recycling is MANDATORY, wildlife parks, etc.
History is NOT erased and is actively taught/encouraged in schools.
Guns...do I even need to explain at this point...
Immigrants are WELCOME and there is no stigma, discrimination or stereotypes about them either!
This country is extremely diplomatic we are on good terms with all countries, every meeting with them goes well and can only strengthen our allyship.
everyone is WOKE, I mean unprecedented woke, profoundly woke EVERYONE GET MORE WOKE NOW!!!
Okay that's all I could come up with for now! Buh bye my loves!
BAKUGOU X READER X TODOROKI DRABBLE
Characters: Shotou Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou and reader
“It’s my turn to cuddle with her dumbass” Todoroki just looks up at the angry blonde with amusement “you already had your turn” Bakugou’s face turned into a pure scowl, he reaches over to where todoroki was sitting to try and grab you, he quickly pulls back careful with his movements, “she's asleep,” he says sternly, Bakugou just stood there with his eye twitching, he felt a tug on his shirt sleeve “Oh just lie down and cuddle with both of us you angry Pomeranian” Bakugou just looks down at the half-asleep girl and sighs loudly and flops down next to you and todoroki and is very quick to wrap his arms around you and stuffs his face into your neck “Hmph” Todoroki just rolls his eyes in amusement before cuddling into you as well, “angry Pomeranian” He mutters before drifting off to sleep.
engrave this process into your mind & move on.
i , assume. this is the whole thing. everything else is decoration. assume what you want is already real. not coming, not pending, not "in progress." real. here. done. the moment you assume it, it exists. there is no gap between thought and reality.
ii , persist. this is where most people trip. they assume, then check the mirror every five minutes, looking for signs, looking for proof. but a mirror reflects what you believe to be true, not what you’re begging to see. you persist in the assumption. not because you’re forcing anything, but because you understand this is how reality works. you wouldn’t assume gravity is real, then spend the rest of the day doubting it. same rules apply.
iii , let it unfold. no micromanaging. no checking the tracking number. no pacing back and forth wondering if you did it right. assumption is not about force. it is not about effort. it is not a request. assume, persist, and let reality adjust. it always does. . . . but what then? iv , live it. you don’t wait for confirmation to breathe. you don’t wait for a written notice that the sky is still in place. stop waiting. start being. reality does not need you to second-guess it. it already knows what to do. assume, persist, and step into it.