જ⁀➴ Things To Script: Politics Edition

tom holland x fem!reader smau

[COLLECTION] tom thirsting for you in your instagram comments 

preface: you are a model and in a long-term relationship with tom. tom being the mega-simp he is, never fails to show just how much he thirsts for loves you on the internet 

a/n: this is my first time ever doing an smau so i apologise if this is cringe lol. all feedback is welcome! i’ve used different models for different posts to be more inclusive <3

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pov: you’re me in my dr

things a writer hears;

"you like writing? oh, you must be so smart!"

you have no idea what you are talking about, irene. today, I found out the difference between "orchid" and "orchard". do not attempt to assume i have any intellectual prowess. i am a god at faking it. tell me how it feels to wear the chains of loyalty to a pyre built upon deceit.

hot things bakugo katsuki does

✸ ft. bakugo katsuki

✸ info + warnings: prohero bakugo, suggestive

izuku version :: todoroki version :: sero version

✸ always has his arm wrapped around you in public.

he doesn’t mind wrapping it around your shoulders, but he’s more likely to hold you by your waist. he thinks it sends a message to any wandering eyes that you’re spoken for. though, he does make it clear that it’s from a place of protectiveness and not jealously. he likes pulling you into him so that you’re closer and he can feel you. if he’s taking you somewhere you’ve never been or you’re just distracted, he tugs you toward him and in the right direction, his fingertips giving you a little squeeze as a reminder to stay focused. his fingers tend to roam, running up and down your side as you two walk.

✸ cooks for you.

he’s always sure to ask what you have a taste for before setting off to make it for you. he actually enjoys when you watch him because loves showing off his skills. whenever he cooks, he always wears short sleeves or tank tops so the fabric doesn’t get in the way, but it also happens to show off his muscles as he chops away a vegetables and prepares the rest of the meal. he’ll call you over for a taste test and hold a sample up to your mouth, a cautious hand under the utensil so nothing makes a mess. if you like it, he’ll plate if you. and if he’s feeling extra nice, he’ll even feed it to you.

✸ smirks and licks his lips when you’re annoyed with him.

he thinks it’s hot when you’re fed up with him and does not try to hide that it kind of turns him on. he’d never do it if you were genuinely upset about something, but he finds himself doing little things that bother you like skipping past the show you like when you’re both trying to find something to watch or leaving the toilet seat up. something about you rolling your eyes or raising your voice at him makes his pants feel a little tighter and he can’t help but grin about it. the fact that him doing this riles you up even more is only a bonus for him. if he’s lucky, maybe you’ll be generous enough to put him in his place.

✸ wipes his sweat away with the bottom of his shirt.

he doesn’t believe in using towels; why would he go out his way to get one when his shirt is already sweaty? so he just grabs the garment by the hem and pulls it up to dry off his forehead after his workouts. while he’s busy making sure the beads of sweat aren’t dripping down his face, his whole abdomen and chest are on display. the workout is an entertaining show on its own, but getting a peek of his chiseled abs makes for a great finale. but now that he’s using his shirt as a makeshift towel, he might as well take it off so he can reach his neck with it, right?

✸ keeps his eyes on you while you’re talking to him.

even if he’s busy doing something, he’ll drop it or turn away for a moment to make eye contact with you. he doesn’t let things like his phone or background chatter distract him. having his undivided attention on you is a little intense, but he just wants you to know that he’s listening to what you’re saying. if for any reason he isn’t able to look at you, he nods and hums along so that you’re certain that he hears you. if you stop in the middle of a sentence or abruptly because you think he’s not paying attention, he’ll prompt you to continue and reassure you that he was listening.

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Y/n: say,,, do you know who the god of the underworld is?

Bakugo: You’re really starting to believe that shit?

Y/n: Just answer the question idiot 🙄

Bakugo: Its Hades dumbass

Y/n: And how do you pronounce it??

Bakugo: Hay deez, wait… DONT DO-

Y/n: HAY DEEZ NUTS AYEEEEE

deku : hi! i’m pro hero deku sitting down with herofeed celeb, and today we are reading—oh god. thirst tweets?

[muffled background laughter.]

deku : oh—well, okay. i’m sure they won’t be as bad as kacchan’s fans…. [staged whisper] have you seen them!? they’re insane!

[deku grins wearily, causing the staff to titter around with laughter once more.]

deku : alright, let’s get started.

[he rummages around in a fishbowl filled with small slips of folded paper, brows furrowed in anticipation as unfolds the first piece. the hero pauses momentarily and glances up at the camera in slight disbelief, before a faint huff of surprised laughter leaves his lips.]

staff member : deku, sir, you have to read the tweet out loud.

deku : right! my apologies, it’s just, um. wow.

[he glances at the camera once again, exhaling softly before beginning to read.]

deku : ‘did you see deku’s latest fight this week? obviously i wouldn’t do it, but i have half the mind to start some henious shit if it means getting stepped on like that. so hot.’ i only stepped on them because i couldn’t get the cuffs on right and they kept wiggling! it wasn’t like that!

[deku buries his head in his hands and makes an embarrassed sound, and a staff member sympathetically offers a pat to his shoulder before disappearing off the set.]

deku : uh—great start, wasn’t it? next one from… oooh, we have a name this time. [he smiles at the camera.] hi justine! this tweet reads… ‘just put me and @dekuofficial’s faces in a baby generator and i have to say our kids faces look so cute. so me and my ovaries are ready whenever you are my good sir. end tweet.’

[deku gently folds the piece of paper and puts it to the side, teeth sinking into his lower lip as he struggles not to laugh.]

staff member : what are your thoughts on kids?

deku : oh no, kids are great. would love to have my own some day…. just not right now, i think. way too busy for them. [he looks back at the camera with an apologetic smile.] sorry justine. i’m sure our kids look great! next!

[rummaging around, the next tweet seems to distress him a little, red ringing on the apples of his cheeks and highlighting his freckles. he sends a halfhearted glare to the staff first, and then the camera, leaning back into his chair before drumming his fingers against the surface of the table.]

deku : i’ll never forgive the person who picked this tweet out…. and i’ll never forgive my pr team for making me do the reason why. [background laughter.] the fact that i know exactly what this tweet is based on is so cruel. so cruel!

staff member : would you be so kind as to read the tweet aloud ?

[deku deadpans a faux glare in direction, causing them all to laugh.]

deku : ‘deku’s burlesque photoshoot for creati’s fashion line is absolutely absurd. no one should look that good in a pink fucking thong. all my eggs are infertile now. can he just break up with me so i can move on’.

[deku groans, accidentally crumpling the piece of paper in his hands.]

deku : i owed her a favor! and creati wasn’t the one dressed me up. pinky was. i’ve never seen anyone so gleefully happy and i swear to you, i almost got on my knees and asked for forgiveness for any wrongdoings i may have committed.

[more laughter from behind the camera.]

staff member : you can pick one more, and then we’ll let you go. there’s one stuck to the bottom with tape.

deku : oh?

[turning the bowl over, a few more slips tumble out before he sees the tweet in mention, eyeing it suspiciously before prying it out of the bowl. he then opens it up, and muffles a mortified sound of surprise, flushing red down all the way to his chest.]

deku : you—you want me to read this??

staff member : if you would, please. staff’ll bleep it out later. :)

deku : well… okay. [he clears his throat, looking stunned.] ‘i want pro hero deku to shove his tongue down my throat and [bleep] his [bleeeeeeeep].’ oh my god. ‘i need to bounce on that 7.45 uncut [bleeeeeep] [bleeep] with the force of a thousand suns, lathered in oil and [bleep]. he’ll blow my back out til’ morning comes and he’ll do it again until he’s sure he’s [bleep] the [bleep] inside my [bleeeeeeeeeeeep].’

[staff bursts into laughter as deku sits there in disbelief of what he’d just seen and read.]

deku : who is writing these things?? i—i mean do i even feel flattered? a little bit. but that’s not important—! i need to wash my mouth and pray my mother never sees this.

[after a while of calming the staff down, deku smiles wearily and sends the camera a knowing look.]

deku : thanks for, uh. sharing your tweets! thank you to herofeed for having me, and stay safe! and remember heroes can see the things you’re writing!!

slow down, you’re doing fine

breath in, breath out. there’s no rush, no deadline, no need for desperation or worries. everything happens within you so lay back and relax. breath in, breath out. let it come to you, go with the flow, be at peace. breath in, breath out. it’s inevitable, natural, familiar. you have everything you need, you know everything you have to know so trust yourself and let go of the control. breath in, breath out. the impatience, the frustration are unfounded, recognise your feelings, name your emotions but don’t let them overpower you. you’re the one in charge, everything revolves around you. breath in, breath out. the past is gone, future doesn’t exist, presence is the only thing that matters. live in the moment, be now. breath in , breath out. you’re fine, just breath.

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