Bakugo’s Awful Social Media - His agent (Best Jeanist) makes him post on his public Instagram and Twitter, pictures of you two together. He has been told it is to “soften his image with the older population”. But the pictures are just so bad. They’re these out of focus shots both of you at the beach or awful angles of you eating something. His obligatory wedding photo is something the photographer took with the caption “👎”. Bakugo hates having to make shit up. He’s so bad at it.
Neediness - Katsuki is surprisingly clingy. When you’re outside the home there’s little to no PDA. However, get him after a long day of work or weeks away on a mission, he’s attached at the hip. He wants your fingers in his hair to scratch at his scalp. He wants your soft skin against his because he’s tired of feeling the itch of his sweaty costume against him. And he wants you to tell him how much you missed him, because there is always a part of him that worries you’re being neglected here at home.
Name calling - When you first got married Katsuki just called you by your name, but he had an interesting way of addressing you outside of the home. Sometimes his coworkers would ask how things were being a newlywed and he’d reply “I spent the weekend with my dumb fucking wife. It was a great weekend”. Needless to say, most people couldn’t tell what he meant, but you knew it was mostly a joke. The other part of you knew it was just his was way of deflecting how awkward he felt being affectionate. His other favorite names include; woman, bitch ass, and darling.
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Yes, this is an American aesthetic. Yes it is because I am American.
Elections are completely fair, not rigged, no scandals, fair.
There are no two of the "lesser evils" all candidates are genuinely good people and they want nothing but the best for the country.
All candidates represent the American people, if the American people find that the elected official is unfit they will be REMOVED (yes this is Trump shade.)
There is separation of church and state.
Americans are more open-minded about candidates from parties other than the Democratic and Republican party
(should I just say script out conservatism in general? I mean this is your reality you can if you want!)
We have no official language and ALL languages, cultures, backgrounds are represented and have the ability to be taught.
DEATH to the electoral college.
Fake news, propaganda, lies, non fact checked information cannot make it's way towards journalism.
News outlets have to report TRUE, unbiased information (I'm looking at you FOX)
No trade wars...
America does not involve itself in colonialism, imperialism, militarism, etc (mainly because those things do NOT exist.)
Supreme Court Justices do not rule for life.
There is an age limit to the presidency (this is subjective but personally I don't want an 80 year old president)
The minimum wage is increased from $7.25 (can you believe it's still that) to $20 (or whatever you prefer)
Free healthcare across ALL fifty states.
Planned Parenthood is in every state, providing safe abortions, sex ed, contraceptives, etc to everyone who is in need.
Abortions can NEVER be banned.
Free childcare across ALL fifty states.
Our politicians are civil, cordial, respectful, kind, intelligent (another dig on...let's just say a few people)
World peace
All oppressed/colonized people are FREE and live without any colonial influence.
Affordable prescription drugs.
Baby formula is affordable (this isn't really political but no formula should cost FIFTY BUCKS?)
Gay marriage is legal across all states and can NOT be revoked.
No fascism, Nazism, white supremacy, zionism, any bigoted idealogy in general does NOT exist.
Books are not banned/ can't be banned.
No fracking.
Free college.
No discrimination against ANYONE no matter their race, ethnicity, nationality, origin, sexuality, gender identity, etc.
Rape, sexual assault, pedophilia does not exist.
Crime in general doesn't exist.
Free therapy across the country.
The government actually WORKS to make this country better.
ICE does NOT exist.
Federal assistance programs can NOT be cut.
No wealth gap (no top 1% and the struggling 99%)
No homelessness.
No poverty.
Maternity leave is LONGER (isn't it like 2-6 weeks? come on now...)
Court rulings that have been passed can NOT be overturned (think roe v. wade)
No pink tax!
First time homeowners receive a grant from the government to help them with payments.
Credit scores isn't an issue, anyone regardless of their wealth can purchase a new car/home/rent an apartment.
Native Americans are seen as the true indigenous people of the Americas an they are incredibly respected, the land is returned back to them.
Follow up: Columbus Day does not exist.
The KKK doesn't exist...or MAGA or TRUMP!
No anti-vaxxers (get vaccinated, no they don't cause autism and no they aren't chipping you or whatever right wingers think)
They are laws put in place to protect our planet, nature reserves, recycling is MANDATORY, wildlife parks, etc.
History is NOT erased and is actively taught/encouraged in schools.
Guns...do I even need to explain at this point...
Immigrants are WELCOME and there is no stigma, discrimination or stereotypes about them either!
This country is extremely diplomatic we are on good terms with all countries, every meeting with them goes well and can only strengthen our allyship.
everyone is WOKE, I mean unprecedented woke, profoundly woke EVERYONE GET MORE WOKE NOW!!!
Okay that's all I could come up with for now! Buh bye my loves!
AU where Bakugou watches as his stupid friends fall in love—
(and then meets us 🌷💧⛅️)
mornings with boyfriend! bakugou. fluff.
Mumbling the lyrics to your current song of obsession, you worked your way around the shared kitchen in the UA dorms with practiced ease.
The sun was still on its way up, and everyone still snug under their covers. It was one of those days where you appreciated the alone time, a quiet space and the beautiful sunrise.
After skilfully chopping up the spring onions, you dumped them into the bowl of beaten eggs. Your hands work smoothly as you’ve done this about a few too many times, waking up earlier than everyone and cooking breakfast for the class. That’s how you unintentionally became the designated class chef as well, not that you had amazing cooking skills like a certain blonde but you were the only one willing to cook for the class.
And speaking of the devil, your blond hedgehog made his way into the living area with tousled hair and sleepy eyes looking as hot as ever. A yawn escaped his lips as he positioned himself behind you at the kitchen counter.
Pressing his hard chest to your back, he snaked his strong arms around the small of your waist while planting a light kiss on the exposed skin of your shoulder. The small action leaving butterflies in your tummy.
Humming in response, you let him stay there latched on you as you prepared the coffee machine that supplied class 3A with their daily burst of adrenaline to survive the day. Unlike them though, you enjoyed a calming cup of green tea to start your day to which your boyfriend had also picked up this habit of yours.
“Mind preparing the tea, babe?” You requested as you ruffled his soft hair affectionately.
He grumbled but you both knew he would do it anyway. Reluctantly letting you go, he went about preparing the tea leaves and hot water as you got to frying the egg-spring onion mixture.
“You don’t have to keep cookin’ for those extras, y’know,” His morning voice tickled your skin– deep and slightly scratchy. Playfully rolling your eyes, you decided to ignore him since the statement was so redundant. “Oi, don’t ya dare ignore me ya brat.”
A chuckle left your lips as you replied, “And who is going to fill your stomach in the morning if not me?”
“I can damn well cook it myself,” He said, throwing away the tea leaves once the water looked a rich green. “ ‘Sides, I taught you how to cook ungrateful brat.“
You giggled and blew him a kiss.
Out of playful spite, he fake caught the kiss and threw it into the bin, a teasing smirk tugging at his mouth.
You let out an offended gasp, flipping him off, a habit that you learned from no other than Katsuki himself. And to no surprise, he happily returned one as well.
The two of you broke apart from the interaction chuckling to yourselves at the light-hearted feud before gathering the drinks and eggs to the main dining area.
“Wanna sit on the couch today?” You asked, situating yourself down on the plush comforter.
He narrowed his eyes at you, “Are ya stupid, why’d you ask me that if ya gonna sit there already, dumbass.”
“Just get your ass here already,” You said jokingly. “– don’t forget my tea too.”
He groaned in response, muttering curse under his breath that sounds like something along the lines of “shitty bossy woman”.
He finally brought the meal and sat himself down next to you, thighs and arms touching.
Finding the contact insufficient, you slinked an arm under his and looped around, securing his arm in yours. Used to your touch, he carried on eating his egg enjoying the cool feel of your skin on his.
From where you sat, you could see the flexing of his jaw muscles as he ate and the fluttering of his lashes when he blinked, taking your breath away at how such a beautiful human was yours.
“Stop staring at me weirdo,” He said as he fed you a piece of egg.
You opened your mouth to close around the fork, humming in appreciation.
“Can’t look at my handsome boyfriend?” You replied as you chewed.
Katsuki clicked his tongue at that but said no more and if the pink tint on his cheeks and averted eyes was any giveaway, you would know that he felt bashful from your comment.
Heart swelling at his reaction, you let out a content sigh, basking in the morning sun and the calming familiar scent of your boyfriend - axe body spray with a hint of caramel. Your head fell against his broad shoulders as you snuggled his arm closer to your body, tightly securing to your chest.
“Love you, ‘suki,” You said as you press a kiss to his bicep, thank god for him wearing his black wifebeaters as it gave you access to his skin and also nicely accentuated his muscles.
A small smile graced his face and he turned to give you a kiss on the top of your head. “Love you too, baby,” he mumbled against your hair.
“You sniffed me didn’t you,” You pointed out.
He visibly stiffened at being caught, but grunted in admission.
God, you love this man to death.
reblogs appreciated <3
Bakugo enemies to lovers headcanons? (Its me again hahshahs u were the only kind person who answered my request tysm 💖 sorry if i bothered u tm, hope ur safe and well)
Aw!! @mirukoshusband Request as much as you like! I enjoy doing them, and you are no bother! Here are your headcanons! Love you💖💖
Bakugou Enemies to Lovers Headcanons
Bakugou will try and fucking murder you at first.
Y/n is just chillin.
Being calm
And then comes Bakugou.
*walks out of room*
“YOU FUCKING EXTRA! GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME”
He will literally chase you until you spar with him.
Will never admit it, but he admires your strength and dedication.
And that’s the real reason he wants to fight you.
At some point-
Idefk when-
You became a part of the BakuSquad.
Like,
Lunch privileges and everything.
And at lunch the craziest thing happens.
You and Katsuki exchange lunches to see who has the spiciest foods.
And then you trade back and argue about whose was spicier.🥺💖
Eventually Bakugou makes you go to the gym with him and ‘shitty hair’
Where you prove you are just as strong as him and Kiri.
Making his interest peak.
“Hey, cunt.”
“What do you want bitch?”
“You’re coming to the mall with me tomorrow.”
“Says who bitch?”
“Says me cunt.”
That’s how he asked you out 😚🥰
It was about a month in when you realized he thought you were dating.
Because he tried to kiss you.
Idk why you didn’t suspect anything with how he held your hand and shit.
“Cunt, give me your hand back.”
“Why tho.”
“Because you’re my girlfriend.”
“Wait wut- SINCE WHEN”
“Since the gym with shitty hair last month you idiot.”
“Tf? The mall was our first date?”
“Yeah, cunt.”
“Fine, bitch.”
(It took 1 year for him to actually call you your name and another year to call you babe.)
“Hey, Y/n-“
“What did you just call me?”
“Y/n? That is your fucking name isn’t it?”
“Yeah but you usually call me-“
“Cunt. But shitty hair said to start treating you better before you leave my ass”
“Good idea. See you after class Katsuki.”
Hope you enjoyed <3
Here is a list of places in mha with real world approximate location :
Kamino is in Yokohama (the big big city in the South of Tokyo)
Might Tower is in Tokyo.
U.A. and the city where Midoriya & Bakugou live (with the Tatooin station) is in or near the Shizuoka Prefecture (and no it’s not confirmed that Mustafu is the name of this city, we collectively decided it was the correct name/we all copied the error on the wiki but it’s not canon, which I found both funny and valid. See this twitter threat for more infos https://twitter.com/shibuyasmash/status/1458054260365488131)
The Beast’s Forest where the training camp took place is somewhere in Nagano Prefecture.
Fat Gum’s agency is in the Kansai Region (near Osaka), in Esuha City
The city where the High-End Nomu Hood fought Hawk and Endeavor is in Fukuoka which is in Kyushu The LOV fought Gigantomachia in Niigata Prefecture, “deep in the mountains” and Dabi was at the border between the Mie and the Shiga Prefectures at that time.
Deika is in the Aichi Prefecture (in the East of the Shizuoka Prefecture)
The Gunga Mountain Villa (where the raid against the MLA takes place) is situated at 80 km from Jaku where Midoriya & co fight Shigaraki.
Jaku city is in the “greater Kyoto region”
Gunga Mountain is directly in the south in Wakayama prefecture.
Okuto Island where Toga was warped is 200 km away from mainland Japan.
Because of where the students are born, you can probably theorize that :
U.A. is somewhere in the West of Japan, not very far from Tokyo
Shiketsu is near Osaka
Ketsubutsu is near Aichi/Shizuoka so probably not that far from Mustafu.
I might have forget some things so I’ll probably add things later.
they're here. fucking fuck they're here and there's already misinformation being spread. we need to hide.
𝒊'𝒎 𝒌𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈.
welcome, shifttokers! we're glad you could join us, and we're happy to teach you anything you want to know! however, the community over here is a bit (vastly) different than it is on tiktok. so a few rules: 1: if you don't like it, scroll past it. if you notice this person on your dash a few times and you still don't like them, block them. there won't be hard feelings. you just don't like them. it's that simple; we're mature enough to handle it. 2: no one's d/r is 'wrong'. you can script anything at all into any universe at all. if you believe that someone can imagine a whole reality, build a d/r or w/r from scratch, but you don't believe they can script 'unnatural' stuff, like a loved one being alive or a pet living forever, then you need to reevaluate your opinions. 3: we listen and we don't judge. sometimes, you'll see people 'judging' each other, but that tends to be between friends (i.e. me and @shiftingwithmars about anything with ethan or me and @zipper-is-ranting anytime i mention the person i like in this reality). yes, some of us have hooker or sugar baby d/rs. some of us have severely traumatic d/rs. and it's not your place to tell another shifter what they can or can't do in their d/r. it's their d/r. you don't have to go. 4: learn about loa. please, please dedicate a little time to learning about the law of assumption, it's so so helpful when you're shifting.
having said all that, i really do hope that you can enjoy your time on shiftblr! it's a lovely community, and i really do think you'll enjoy yourselves here.
𝒃𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅, 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈!
Eddie promised 8 whole hours of him not talking about DnD if Steve let him do metal makeup in him
Midoriya, to the group: Can you guys tell me what Eri is holding?
Bakugo: A pumpkin.
Iida: It is a pumpkin.
Kaminari: Spooky orange.
Uraraka: A pumpkin!!
Yaomomo: I think it's a pumpkin.
Midoriya: Eri, can you tell everyone what you're holding?
Eri, proudly: A Halloween apple!!