bi/pan bakugo who prefers boys 🤝 bi/pan y/n who prefers girls… they are dating.
I must be stopped
#Drafts Dump #WeDieLikeMen:Stupid&WithoutSpellcheck
Mean, sarcastic, genius, handsome, panty dropping Neurosurgeon Dr Bakugou Katsuki Head of the Neuroscience Department at UA hospital known as as Dr. BOOM BOOM to all the the interns and even the residents as a nasty cutthroat attending who has made more than a handful of interns drop out and a few residents cry; as well as that one time he made a fellow attending absolutely furious when she tried to hit on him and he told her to get out of his OR.
He's a complete asshole but he's the best of the best, so he gets to act like hot shit because he IS hot shit. He doesn't take shit from anyone not does he listen to the board of directors or the Executive committee when it comes to the way he treats his patients and he certainly doesn't listen to anyone when it comes to his OR.
So you can only imagine the shock of the entire medical staff, including Dr. Bakugous rival Dr. Midoriya (the number one general surgeon in the nation) when little old you the new, pretty cardiothoracic surgeon who just started last week tells Bakugou Katsuki to "shut the fuck up, I'm trying to do a Thoracic aortic dissection repair Dr. Bakugou and with all due respect no one here gives a shit about how you made a Michelin star chef cry last night for preparing your steak wrong." and he does.
He does shut the fuck up.
And everyones sure he's planning your murder when his eyes crinkle and he takes a step back from his patient on the table. But what they cant see is the predatory smirk under his surgical mask. What they dont know is he's absolutely. completely. smitten.
Deku almost passes out and if it wasn't for his scrub Nurse Ochako placing a hand on his back he might have.
Once the surgery is complete and the patient is stable you're one of the first to leave, Bakugou in his orange scrubs follows soon after having one of his residents close up.
You're taking off your scrub cap when he finds you. You know you're in for it when he makes a bee line straight for you. Not only did you disrespect him in-front of his medical staff and colleagues but you also did so in his OR.
You're about to apologize but before you can; he's towering over you at his full height 6'2 all broad shoulders as his arm shoots out to grab your forearm in gentle hold when he looks down at you. His eyes are searing, hungry and wild as he looks down at your smaller softer form and you feel like your knees might give out if it wasn't for the breath taking smile on his face and the pink dusting over his high cheekbones.
He calls you by name with a doctor attached to the front as he demands you grab coffee with him the least you can do for acting like a brat in his OR.
and you do, every morning, every late night shift and during your days off you can be found with the explosive blond.
A friendship forming between the two of you is frightening even your favorite attending Dr Shinsou comments on how the two of you are attached at the hip.
And its shocking to think that ruthless blood thirsty cutthroat Neurosurgeon Dr Bakugou Katsuki is wrapped around your dainty little fingers.
He opens every door for you.
Bring your coffee in-between consults and reminds you to drink water shoving a liquid IV in your hand and an orange hydro flask with his name engraved on it i.
Dr Kirishima head of Ortho almost screams when he sees you drinking from his officially dubbed work best friend's water bottle.
"y/n you might want to put that bottle back in the fridge before Dr Bakugou sees you with it. He threw a fit last time when one of the lab guys mistook the bottle for his own. Cleaned it with bleach and made the poor guy buy him a new one with his name engraved on it." he warns not wanting to see Katsuki blow his own chances with the new Cardio Surgeon because she drank from his water bottle.
with a confused look on your face you scrunch up your eyebrows and pout your lips, the gloss on them draws Kirishima's eyes to them and he has to tell himself not to blush at how adorable you are
"But Katsu gave it to me this morning after my transplant patient" you say taking another swig. "I don’t think it’ll be a problem but if it makes you feel better I'll return it to hi-"
But before you can finish your sentence you're cut off by warm hand wrapping over your own as you go to screw the top back on "Shut up shitty hair; Dr y/n can use my shit whenever she wants." he grunts stretching his arm over your shoulder to grab the bottle from your hand and bring it to your lips.
"drink more water shitty women or you might fall off your booster seat during your next surgery." he states eyes never leaving Dr Kirishimas a silent back off to his best friend who chuckles pretending to look at his pager.
"oh shoot gotta run" he supplies before making himself scares.
Its adorable and the head of ObyGyn Dr Momo cant help but gush about how she saw Dr.Bakugou braiding your hair in the attending lounge one early morning before some big surgery.
The Nurses begin to talk about how they notice the two of you arrive together and leave together regardless of your shifts.
Dr Ashido swears she saw Bakugou hand you your signature pink scrubs in the locker room from HIS bag.
And the rumors go on and on until the sleep specialist and your childhood friend, Dr Shinsou brings it all to a climax when he tells all the attending in the cafeteria that he saw you exiting the building with Dr Bakugous car keys one late night when the neuro surgeon got held back for an emergency surgery. Throwing in a little “they bicker like a married couple as it is”.
But what really seals the deal is one particular morning you come rushing in on your day off running toward the the OR greeting your collages with a quick "hey!" or "morning" dressed in a pair of grey sweats and an orange sweatshirt two sizes too big for you. You run right up to Bakugou screaming "Katsu! wait I got it!" as you see him reach for a plain disposable scrub cap. With a sigh of relief Bakugou turns away from his surgical Team consisting if: Dr. Todoroki, Dr Denki, Dr. Midoriya, Dr. Shinsou, Scrub Nurse Ochako, and Dr.Tsu.
"Oh thank God, I did not want to wear that shitty fucking Scrub cap" he complains bending down to your height as you reach into your pocket and pull out his signature grenade print scrub cap placing it on his head.
"I know thats why I jumped out of bed when I saw your text. Why didn't you call me!" you complain as you knot the back.
"I didn't want to wake you up on your day off, Princess." he responds with absolutely no sarcasm in his voice. Patiently waiting for you to let him know you're done before returning to his full length.
"wake me up next time. I'm taking your mom grocery shopping anyways so I needed to be up." you finish patting his shoulders twice before kissing his nose as he stand up.
"whatever shitty woman, dont let that old hag start putting silly ideas in your head now. You two together are fucking trouble." grunts Turing away from you only to be met with four pairs of bulging eyes and one pair of smug ones as Denki hands over $100 to the Dr in purple scrubs.
"what the fuck are you extras looking at!" he exclaims pulling you into him as he places a kiss on the top of your head as you laugh telling him "I'll see you at home" before making your exit.
and the next words that leaves Dr Bakugous lips do make Dr Midoriya pass out.
"Can I not fucking kiss my wife!? get back to fucking work!"
Bird tendencies: sfw
- Hawks is a BIG cuddler, as soon as he gets home from work expect him all over you, wings wrapping around the both of you
- Also how he likes to sleep, you flush to his chest, one wing under, on over the top, lets just say you don’t need many blankets because of how cosy it is.
- On the topic of beds, NESTS, this mans bed is just a collection of blankets, pillows and whatever plush animals either you or him added, soft and fuzzy and something he was super excited to show you when you first started dating
-Likes shiny things, like bottle tabs, jewellery or just anything that catches his eye
-His love language is just giving you random things that caught his eye on patrol, you have a small shoebox filled with them in your wardrobe
-He gets you pretty necklaces, bracelets, watches, literally anything you like because he likes seeing you in nice shiny things
-His wings puff up when he’s jealous!!! He sees someone flirting with you and he’s just like *Poof* trying to make himself seem as big as possible
-Night time flights, he’s strong so no matter what size you are he can easily pick up (with help with his feathers depending) and takes you on romantic night time flights most likely to the country side to see the stars
-He literally loves you so much, and dotes on you all the time, your his world and treats you like it, all he wants is you to love him back :)))
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Hi I'm back. If you have time can you do Bakugou, and Kiri (poly preferably but if you not comfortable that's ok) with a partner that has a shit ton of stuffed animals on their bed and like every time they go to cuddle they have to move them but it's kinda cute seeing their partner cuddle up with them. Please make sure to take care of yourself and drink your water love
>I'm so sorry this took so long :) I did the event in-between and after took quite the long break <3 I hope you can enjoy it regardless <3
Just tons of fluff! Gender-Neutral reader in a poly relationship with bakugou and kirishima !
I feel like the first time they truly saw your plushie collection both of their jaws just dropped-
Like you had mentioned before that you loved collecting them, or talked about how moving them out of the way was just part of your nightly routine by now
but they truly didn’t expect you to have THAT many? It’s honestly impressive how you’ve managed to expand your collection to this degree, in their eyes it’s almost a skill
Bakugou would ask if this is some kind of joke, or if you actually realigned them on your bed every morning-
while Kirishima would chuckle to himself and give you a head pat- “You’re so cute baby-let me help you make some room for us yeah?”
While you try to explain to your blonde boyfriend that yes, this is nonnegotiable and yes he has to help set them back up tomorrow morning, he rolls his eyes and complains
but secretly he’s gushing about how cute it is that you still collect something like this, and finds the way you care for them all, giving them a squeeze or a hug before putting them away, really adorable
From then on they’ll try and help you to keep them stored and ordered-
Bakugo still comments on how this is a stupid waste of time- but will always and without question remember their names and where you like them situated
Kirishima and Him would check what brands you like or what animals you prefer and get you more whenever they can, helping you build your collections
Also, Kirishima would add a crimson riot plushie into the mix and hope you don’t notice
when you do notice he just says their plushie families are moving together just like them, and that it’s a must
With a scoff but a very visible blush, Bakugo would just mutter on about how cheesy that is of him-
Also will coo to each other about how cute you look if you fall asleep with them
either one or more plushies tightly squeezed in your arms, as both of them place a tender forehead kiss on your temple and whisper to each other-
Their precious cutie being so adorable just gets them all warm and fuzzy
and as much as Bakugo might complain, both you and Kirishima know he’d do anything in the world to spend the nights with both of you :)
He loves the cuddling up and intimacy that comes with sharing a bed
Kiri is way less shy about it, loud and proudly admitting how much he adores your cute side and how sharing a bed with his lovers is his favorite thing
In general, they’d be really cute about it
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Thinking about you doing that one tiktok trend where the girl sets up the phone in front of the guy and tells him to listen to the lyrics of the bruno mars song.
You run up to Bakugou sitting on the couch and set up the phone in front of you to on the coffee table. He doesn’t make a move to get up, just watching as you fumble with the settings on whatever app you were on before turning to him with instruction.
“Okay just listen to the lyrics. Got it suki?” You say with your hands interlocked at your chest and a hopeful look on your eye. However he doesn’t respond, only grunting in affirmation and nodding his head at your phone for you to start. He watches you start the video before awkwardly standing slightly to the right in front of him.
“fellas grab your ladies if your ladies fine”
Without hesitation he grabs your arm only for you to stumble back onto his lap. You’re looking completely shocked at him somehow not knowing he would do that (smh my head) and he is just smirrrkking at youuuuu. When you watch it back omg you will hide your face in his chest while he just laughs because while yes he should be annoyed at hearing the sound a million times he is also flattered you are so flustered by his action.
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y/n things to script about yourself ₊˚⊹♡
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。𖦹°‧ new kid effect. people wanna get to know you & are curious about you everywhere you go. you can’t help but lure people in.
。𖦹°‧ you have one feature that’s unnatural about you. want full on alexandria's genesis ? why not. slight “elf-like” ears ? sure. vampire fangs ? so cute.
。𖦹°‧ animals approach you. piggybacking off of that, they don’t have diseases & (wild) animals are very clean !
。𖦹°‧ you always find the coolest things. for me this would be something like thrifting some cool old lamp. but this can obviously apply to anything. a long lost one of a kind designer piece that fits you perfectly, perhaps. a stolen watercolor painting worth millions.
。𖦹°‧ clothes always look good on you. no tailoring needed. every piece of fabric you drape over your body looks like it was custom made for you & your body type.
。𖦹°‧ you know the best places. a train ride up to a quiet town that has the best homemade ice cream. an abandoned mall covered in vines with stores still stocked & untouched.
。𖦹°‧ you’re a local celebrity. or just very well liked. people notice you when you go out. people secretly take pictures of your outfits when your not looking. shops give you things for free. restaurants give you desert on the house just because.
。𖦹°‧ people associate you with things. your favorite singer or animal or smell. little things that make people think of you.
。𖦹°‧ heightened senses. really good smell or hearing. like animal level. smelling full on tectonic shifts before they happen.
。𖦹°‧ synesthesia. you can see auras around people & taste colors & see music in your mind.
。𖦹°‧ your words are like spells. whatever you say happens. very much seven rings “i want it I got it” coded.
。𖦹°‧ prophetic & meaningful dreams. you can see events before they happen sometimes. people even drop in to pay you a visit some nights.
。𖦹°‧ all your things smell like your signature scent. clothes. hair. school supplies. bag. sheets. pillows. could even rub off on people you spend a lot of time with. no perfume dupe for how you smell. can never be replicated. it’s unique to you.
Dabi and Shoto do the same “Rapper on an album cover” pose when they’re stressed. That’s how you know they’re family. 😭
They’re ✨communicating✨
Happy birthday, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight !